a man and his wife were sitting in church on Sunday. the man was having a little snooze, and his wife was knitting. the priest implored them, ‘who created the earth and man, my congregation?'
the woman poked her husband with a knitting needle, and he screamed, suddenly jolting awake, 'GOD!'.
the priest looked at the man and, admiring his enthusiasm, nodded, ‘that is correct'
then the priest asked, 'who, my congregation, is the son of god?'
once more, the women poked her husband with the knitting needle. the man woke up startled, and screamed, ‘Jesus Christ!'
again, the priest said, ‘that is correct.'
finally the priest asked, ‘tell me, my congregation, what did eve say to Adam when she didn’t want to have any more children?'
the knitter poked her husband again. this time he awoke absolutely furious, and screamed at his wife, ‘poke me with that damned thing one more time, and I’m going to rip it off you!'
the priest smiled and said, ‘that is correct'.
2006-09-08 18:58:31 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
pretty good joke....and I bet that when they got home, the husband wanted to raise some cain...if he as able !!
2006-09-08 19:06:58 · answer #1 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
lol i love it and i have heard one like this with a little girl in sunday school
2006-09-09 22:40:13 · answer #2 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha, thats awesome...
So sure, i wouldn't mind going to that church and I'm wicca
2006-09-09 02:01:43 · answer #3 · answered by Gray Wanderer 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is priceless! Thank you for your great sense of humour.
2006-09-09 02:14:22 · answer #4 · answered by montralia 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahaha!
Thank you!
2006-09-09 02:07:04 · answer #5 · answered by Deb 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny......funny
2006-09-09 05:06:29 · answer #6 · answered by amit 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hmmm, hmmm, hmmm. a-hyuck.
2006-09-09 02:01:03 · answer #7 · answered by Tina N 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's funny....
2006-09-09 02:01:22 · answer #8 · answered by zIkAi 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks, that was hilarious!
2006-09-09 18:42:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋