An Australian was showing an American around his country. First he showed him Kosciusko mountain. The American responded disdainfully: "In America, the mountains ar MUCH bigger!"
The Australian then showed him the Great Victoria Desert. The American again: "In America, the deserts are MUCH bigger!"
The Australian, getting a little irritated, then showed him the Q1 Tower. And again the American responded: "In America, the Towers are MUCH bigger!"
By now the Australian was quite bored with the American. Then the American saw a Kangaroo hopping, and shouted: "What on Earth is THAT?!?!" The Australian calmly asked: "Why, have you never seen a mouse before?"
2006-09-07
02:20:20
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Walter W. Krijthe
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