An Australian was showing an American around his country. First he showed him Kosciusko mountain. The American responded disdainfully: "In America, the mountains ar MUCH bigger!"
The Australian then showed him the Great Victoria Desert. The American again: "In America, the deserts are MUCH bigger!"
The Australian, getting a little irritated, then showed him the Q1 Tower. And again the American responded: "In America, the Towers are MUCH bigger!"
By now the Australian was quite bored with the American. Then the American saw a Kangaroo hopping, and shouted: "What on Earth is THAT?!?!" The Australian calmly asked: "Why, have you never seen a mouse before?"
2006-09-07 02:20:20 · 13 answers · asked by Walter W. Krijthe 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Kosciuszco is Australia's highest mountain: 2229 metres high
The Great Victoria is the largest Australian desert. Its size is 424,400 km2 (163,900 miles2) according to most sources
Q1 Tower: 323 meters high, is the tallest residential tower in the world
2006-09-07 02:23:39 · update #1
When the Englishman showed the American around England everything he saw was bigger and better.
The Englishman pointed to one building and the American said, "Back in the U S of A we have buildings 10 times bigger than that"
The Englishman replied, "I'm not surprised.....that's a lunatic asylum!"
2006-09-07 02:49:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
The australian then said, "why does kirk's wife smell?"
The American looked baffled and replied, "Uh, I don't know".
"Cos Will Shatner!", said the Australian.
They both laughed long and hard into the night before getting drunk and killing each other in a fit of rage.
2006-09-07 02:29:58 · answer #2 · answered by mick241602 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Thank-yoy so much, bless your spirit, I needed to smile, have a good day
2006-09-07 02:24:36 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Can't believe that you've given us the statistics described in the joke - not much doing around your town?
2006-09-07 05:33:40 · answer #4 · answered by Yokay Booboo 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
he also showed him the apple orchards...the american said ,
in america we have apples as big as melons...the australian said..yes we also grow them to fit our mouths.too
2006-09-07 04:28:22 · answer #5 · answered by Judy C 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one bro
2006-09-07 02:45:15 · answer #6 · answered by clicker 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, funny i like that.thanks for making me smile,,,,
2006-09-07 02:23:31 · answer #7 · answered by punkin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i knew this one..my father told me when i was a kid...
2006-09-07 02:25:58 · answer #8 · answered by Max 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha!!!!! good one!!! 11 out of 10
OMG! my stomachs aching!!!
hahahaha!!!
2006-09-07 02:23:29 · answer #9 · answered by ~♥Andrea♥~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you look very clean
2006-09-07 02:32:23 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋