Rednecks
A North Carolina redneck passed
away and left his entire estate in
trust for his beloved widow.
However, she can't touch it
until she turns 14.
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Folks in Georgia now go to
some movies in groups of
18 or more. They were
told 17 and under are not
admitted.
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The minimum drinking age in
Tennessee has been raised to
32. It seems they want to keep
alcohol out of the high schools.
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In Mississippi, reruns of "Hee Haw"
are called documentaries.
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How can you tell if a West Virginia
redneck is married? There's dried
tobacco spit on both sides of his
pickup truck.
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Tennessee has a new $3,000,000
State Lottery. The winner gets $3 a
year for a million years.
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Recently, the Governor's Mansion
in Little Rock burned down. In fact,
it took out the whole trailer park.
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The best thing to ever come out
of Arkansas is Interstate 40.
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(And my very favorite.........)
An Alabama State Trooper stopped a
pickup truck. He asked the driver,
"Got any ID?" The driver said,
"Bout what?"
2006-09-07
02:18:16
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