Rednecks
A North Carolina redneck passed
away and left his entire estate in
trust for his beloved widow.
However, she can't touch it
until she turns 14.
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Folks in Georgia now go to
some movies in groups of
18 or more. They were
told 17 and under are not
admitted.
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The minimum drinking age in
Tennessee has been raised to
32. It seems they want to keep
alcohol out of the high schools.
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In Mississippi, reruns of "Hee Haw"
are called documentaries.
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How can you tell if a West Virginia
redneck is married? There's dried
tobacco spit on both sides of his
pickup truck.
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Tennessee has a new $3,000,000
State Lottery. The winner gets $3 a
year for a million years.
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Recently, the Governor's Mansion
in Little Rock burned down. In fact,
it took out the whole trailer park.
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The best thing to ever come out
of Arkansas is Interstate 40.
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(And my very favorite.........)
An Alabama State Trooper stopped a
pickup truck. He asked the driver,
"Got any ID?" The driver said,
"Bout what?"
2006-09-07 02:18:16 · 6 answers · asked by Keith C 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
are you related to Jeff Foxworthy, or just wanna be? Great redneck jokes :0)
2006-09-07 02:20:42 · answer #1 · answered by stuffy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those are great! You deserve the 10 points!
2006-09-07 02:28:09 · answer #2 · answered by Skanky McSkankypants 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. The good ole boys are waitin' on huntin' season. Come on down. LOL.
2006-09-07 09:35:32 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good ones! Amazing and A real laugh-liner! ha ha ha! tnx for the laugh!
2006-09-07 02:20:52 · answer #4 · answered by ~♥Andrea♥~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute jokes but you need to give those redneck southern's a break.
2006-09-07 02:22:34 · answer #5 · answered by susieq 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
there is no way i can top those this early in the morning.
2006-09-07 02:20:42 · answer #6 · answered by okiedokie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋