A father walks into a book store with his young son.
The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts
choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes
the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts jj
panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman,
in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar
reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At
the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her
coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places
it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her
way, unhurried, across the book store. Reaching the
boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold
of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and
twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After
a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs
up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her
free hand. Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman
hands the coin to the father and walks back to her
seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill
effects, the father rushes over to the woman and
starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody
do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are
you a doctor?"
"No," the woman replied. "Divorce attorney".
2006-09-03
11:03:36
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