To The Rescue !!!?

Question

A father walks into a book store with his young son.

The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts

choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes

the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts jj

panicking, shouting for help.



A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman,

in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar

reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At

the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her

coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places

it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her

way, unhurried, across the book store. Reaching the

boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold

of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and

twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After

a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs

up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her

free hand. Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman

hands the coin to the father and walks back to her

seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.



As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill

effects, the father rushes over to the woman and

starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody

do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are

you a doctor?"



"No," the woman replied. "Divorce attorney".

Answer 1

LMAO!!

Keep posting the really good jokes, like this one.

Answer 2

Sweet

Answer 3

That's kind of funny and cool at the same time.But i don't understand what does her profession (divorce attorney) has to do with what she did to save the little boy.I mean how can divorce attorneys know that kind of thing,how is it related to their profession?

Answer 4

Not funny. You are spreading the word that it is OK!!!, and OTHERS will pay the price, and you do not have that right.~

Some facts about testicle trauma:
-It may cause the victim to throw up.
-It may cause the victim to passout.
-It may cause “testicular torsion”, by initiating a muscle spasm; this is rare but is a medical emergency, testicular torsion may not happen immediately after the trauma.
-Testicles move freely and are slippery to avoid trauma, but if the trauma sustained by the testicle is hard enough (50Kg), the testicle will POP(rupture), and then probably must be removed. This is rare, and usually is associated with sport injuries when not wearing a cup. Even when can be repaired, the resulting inflammation will turn most of the contents into permanent damaged material.
-Even a medium force trauma will cause the destruction of spermatozoa-production cells. It will not cause sterility because those cells are in massive quantities, however those cells do not regenerate, it is permanent damage. And if hit many times or too hard, it may cause infertility, because the sperm count/mobility must be acceptable in order to get a woman pregnant by natural means.
-Will also reduce spermatozoa production as a result of hormonal changes, one of those changes is testosterone reduction.
-May rupture major blood vessels, and draining the scrotum will be needed. Or microscopic veins inside the testicles, this will permanently destroy cells indirectly.
-In case of very extreme trauma, the testicle/s can swell for more than a weak, with resulting excruciating pain and severe damage from prolonged heavy inflammation. The swelling reminds me of mumps, but in the case of mumps it will cause sterility for sure, and the testicles(usually just one) will shrink too, very sad and scary.
-In some cases may cause the antibodies to start attacking the person own sperm.
-It even may cause death as result of PAIN, heart will fail right away or will begin to fail(heart beat will became fast and irregular, usually face and lips very white) until finally stops, this is called “neurogenic shock”, and it is not that rare like people think, most of the times the victim is saved because gets medical attention on time, it will need shocks to the heart using the defibrillator!.
-Among other symptoms, the victim will feel shock/panic/confusion/anger, violated/abused, embarrassment/humiliation; those feelings will be stronger if young; especially if they do not know or never heard about “kicking in the groin”. The victim may seem ok, but will try to hide those feelings. It depends on the person and from the situation. This will lead to Post-Traumatic Stress, the worse symptoms may only reveal a year later! People forget about emotional trauma, but it is the worse, and will not go away like the physical suffering. All men that “like” the fetish called “ballbusting”, have some kind of mental or emotional disorder; and the most common cause for that is because it happened to them in the past, they are physiologically very ill, it may change their life’s completely. The emotional trauma of being assaulted in such a private area, or the physical suffering, or the fact that it is a barbaric act, should be more than enough for girls not to do that; but the sad truth is that the only thing that make some(not all for sure) girls think twice before doing that is the permanent physical damage. It is a form of rape, male rape.
-Physical violence it is only acceptable if you are trying to defend/escape yourself from someone that is trying to use physical violence on you, and you may only use the necessary violence to ESCAPE harm. And kicking someone in the groin is only “acceptable” if someone is trying to kill you, or rape you(only extreme EMERGENCIES), not because you are pissed off, and most certainly not for fun like it is most of the times, keep it a fantasy(why you girls don’t tell your Dads what you did, I am sure they will be PROUD of you).
-Ironically, if someone is trying to kill you or rape you, probably is expecting that defense from you, and so you will not be able to kick him.
You also have the right to use that defense if you are attacked by a STRANGER, and NO ONE ELSE IS AROUND, you never know his intentions. But you have no right to use that defense if you are attacked by a stranger or not, in a place where are other people around, like in school, or at home with your family, or in a bar, etc.
-This is becoming too popular, specially in schools, girls get sexually aroused by that!. Women look sweet, but…….they are very mean and cruel by nature, they just try to hide it, it is very sad. Lucky for women men are not very vindictive like women are, and men are not very aggressive towards women like women are towards men, in fact men are very protective towards women. Men do not even hit back after getting kicked in the privates. Men like to see and touch women sexual organs, they do not like to hurt them or to see it happen to women. Women are so much sensitive about their sexual organs and sexuality, but then do that to men and laugh! Laughing at someone that is hit there, will only increase the suffering, and will show that you are very mean and cruel, at least try to keep it to yourself.
-And nothing happens to those sex offenders because they are women, just one of many double standards and laws that always treat men worse!

“women justice” is sick, how about if it was the other way around?!!!!!!!
Girls answers regarding this issue are always disgusting!

Answer 5

LOL. Yep. Cough it up, Bubba! LOL.

Answer 6

hahaha thats funny

Answer 7

ha ha ha ha

Answer 8

haha every last cent lol ♥

Answer 9

ha i loved it

Answer 10

hahaha................very funny:P was stupid one though