All categories - 9 August 2006

2006-08-09 18:34:12 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

2006-08-09 18:34:11 · 13 answers · asked by Ahab 5 in Other - Society & Culture

go to a library, in the bathroom, telll the librarian ur taking a magzine and a book with u. then get in there and spread peanutbutter on it. come out, show the librarian. then lick the books. and while ur in the bathroom, say "I can't deal with this crap!" then start screaming for 30 sec. then drop somethin heavy in the toilet. then get out of the stall and wait for someone else to get out of a stall, and when they're out, yell at them "YOU POOPER!!!!!!!!!!" You POOP!!!!!!!

2006-08-09 18:34:06 · 3 answers · asked by 1+1+1 DOES NOT EQUAL 1 1 in Jokes & Riddles

CNN said that after the war, there is a plan to divide Iraq into three parts: regular, premium and unleaded. (Jay Leno)

It has just been reported that specially trained circus midgets have flown several shorties against Iraq today. (Johann von Haupkopf)

Gasoline prices have gotten so high that women who want to run over their cheating husbands have started car pooling. (Fairy3Quarters)

My wife wanted to go somewhere expensive for the weekend. So, I took her down the street to the local Texaco. (Jay Leno)

AT&T announced last week it will lay off up to 8,000 employees. Ever conscious of its image, the company is promoting the layoffs as a new feature called job forwarding. (Unknown Source)

2006-08-09 18:33:53 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-09 18:33:51 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Parenting

2006-08-09 18:33:50 · 6 answers · asked by mario 3 in Card Games

chocolate or vanilla? M&&MS or skittles?? white or black? Pink or BLue? Hollister or abercrombie? BSBG or BEBE? Typed or WRitten? Instant Message or E-mail? Frozen Yogurt or Ice Cream? burger or hot dog??

2006-08-09 18:33:42 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

I'm thinking of buying this car, I've taken a look at it in person a few times, it looks a bit weathered but nothing a new paint job couldn't fix. The interior is very aged, and the car has about 150,000 miles on it. The seller is asking $3200. Do you think this is reasonable? Also do you have any advise for what to look for, common problems with porsche 944's, I don't know much about the subject.

2006-08-09 18:33:21 · 10 answers · asked by mwells0629 1 in Porsche

I mean In the manga Ban is a major pervert and is always grabbing Hevn's breasts and in the anime Ginji is always trying to get a girlfriend, and everything points to them being straight, so why is there so many yaoi fanfics?

2006-08-09 18:33:13 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

Because, I sure haven't!!!

I couldn't resist asking this question!!

I'm a little smart ***, who probably belongs in hell!

2006-08-09 18:33:08 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Are each the same? I am thinking of doing them myself. Pls advise DIY.

2006-08-09 18:32:47 · 8 answers · asked by Undoubted Decision 2 in Home Theater

i think mine would be yellow glitter

2006-08-09 18:32:19 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

my mom wont let me have a boyfriend or let my friends over when nobodys there and shes like not cool with anything she keeps saying i rush into things too much and that i have a long life ahead so i shuldnt start dating yet(mostly cuz shell think ill end up pregnant)plus my dad has this stupid rule that if i go over to someones house they have to *** over b4 i can go back over!! it was all cuz this ***** who tried to put my dad in jail for 'molesting' her(he didnt) how cani get them over it and accept that im ready for all that other stuff??

2006-08-09 18:32:17 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

My brother says that slim jims, the devices that police officers and thieves commonly use to break into cars, are named this because robbers once used Slim Jims beef jerkey as a way to unlock vehicles.

I think this is ridiculous.

Can you settle this disagreement?

2006-08-09 18:32:15 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I'm thinking of buying this car, I've taken a look at it in person a few times, it looks a bit weathered but nothing a new paint job couldn't fix. The interior is very aged, and the car has about 150,000 miles on it. The seller is asking $3200. Do you think this is reasonable? Also do you have any advise for what to look for, common problems with porsche 944's, I don't know much about the subject.

2006-08-09 18:32:08 · 8 answers · asked by mwells0629 1 in Porsche

2006-08-09 18:32:07 · 34 answers · asked by Mari 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

They both have a black parent and a white parents. why american people refuse to recognize the other blood in those biracial kids.
if your dad is black and your mom is white.
who are you ? I personaly don't think you should be called either race. I still see a lot of racism in the way the call these kid black.

please help me understand why is that. why people choose to call them black but neither call them white. I thought slavery and segregation was over?

2006-08-09 18:32:05 · 20 answers · asked by Boo 1 in Other - Cultures & Groups

2006-08-09 18:32:05 · 30 answers · asked by sunshine 1 in Family

2006-08-09 18:31:47 · 35 answers · asked by JustineTime 4 in Friends

I am a baptist christian, and i am very open minded, i have dated a wiccan, an atheist, and a girl who was formally a catholic nun. My friends are of all religions, and i respect science and relgion in their own right, and i can not be the only openminded christina

2006-08-09 18:31:45 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

what blood group are you? I heard that the group you are in affects if you get bitten or not, tell me your group and experience of this.

2006-08-09 18:31:44 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - General Health Care

2006-08-09 18:31:39 · 6 answers · asked by threading 1 in Software

i have a 2 year old daughter and she does not like eating breakfast cereals or anything like that of a morning. i have tried everything toast and cereals and she thinks they are all yucky. she wants biscuts and chips and all the bad stuff that she cant have. is there any suggestions on what i can try or do to get her out of this habbit..

2006-08-09 18:31:38 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Toddler & Preschooler

Do you like it better when a guy uses the tip of his tongue or the flat part of his tongue?

2006-08-09 18:31:28 · 12 answers · asked by rob 1 in Singles & Dating

1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.



2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.

3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.



4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.



5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.



6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.



7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.



8. Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavoured mouthwash.



9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.



10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.



11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.



12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.



13. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist.



14. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.



15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), (back by popular demand): The belief that when you die, your Soul flies

Up onto the roof and gets stuck there.



16. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.

2006-08-09 18:31:28 · 10 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-09 18:31:19 · 8 answers · asked by lok 1 in Botany

2006-08-09 18:31:17 · 3 answers · asked by Matthew M 2 in Earth Sciences & Geology

I have what they call poly cystic ovary syndrome and have chin hair and side burns and upper lip hair. Now the chin hair I have been plucking and the side burn I trim but have been very affraid to do anything with my upper lip hair. I am currnetly been working ouside a lot and have a great tan going on but now my mustash is very noticable. HELP me I soo want to get rid of it but am afraid it will come back black and look worse then it does now.

2006-08-09 18:31:12 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hair

2006-08-09 18:31:02 · 7 answers · asked by veedizzle 2 in Etiquette