Jonny is in I standard and thinks he should be in III Std., because he is intelligent. The class teacher, Ms. Brooks, tests his IQ.
Ms. Brooks: What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Jonny: Legs, Madam.
Ms. B: What is in your pants that you have, but, I do not have?
Jonny: Pockets.
Ms. B: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains whitish liquid?
Jonny: Coconut
Ms. B: What goes in hard and pink, then comes out soft and sticky?
Jonny: Bubblegum
2006-08-09
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