Should Jonny to be promoted to III Standard? Your opinion?

Question

Jonny is in I standard and thinks he should be in III Std., because he is intelligent. The class teacher, Ms. Brooks, tests his IQ.

Ms. Brooks: What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Jonny: Legs, Madam.

Ms. B: What is in your pants that you have, but, I do not have?
Jonny: Pockets.

Ms. B: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains whitish liquid?
Jonny: Coconut

Ms. B: What goes in hard and pink, then comes out soft and sticky?
Jonny: Bubblegum

Answer 1

Ms. Brooks was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, Jonny, what's your problem?

Jonny: I am too smart for the first grade. My sister is in third grade and I am smarter than her so I should be in 3rd grade.

Ms. Brooks had enough and she took Jonny to the principal's office.

Jonny waited outside and Ms. Brooks went to the principal and explained the situation. The principal told he would give a test to Jonny and if he failed, he would go to 1st grade.

Jonny was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed.

Principal: What is 3x3.
Jonny: 9.

Principal: What is 6x6.
Jonny: 36.

And so Jonny answered all the questions correctly which were asked by the principal. Ms. Brooks said, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him?"

The principal and Jonny both agreed.

Ms. Brooks: What does a cow have four of that I have only two.
Jonny: Legs.

Ms.Brooks: What is in your pants that you have but I don't have?
Jonny: Pockets.

Ms. Brooks: What starts with C and ends with T, is hairly, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Jonny: Coconut.

Ms. Brooks: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?

The principal's eyes opened wide and before he could stop the answer, Jonny was taking charge.
Jonny: Bubblegum.

Ms. Brooks: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on 3 legs?
Jonny: Shake hands.

Ms. Brooks: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, Okay?
Jonny: Yep.

Ms. Brooks: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Jonny: Tent.

Ms. Brooks: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first.

The principal was looking restless a bit and took one large Vodka peg.
Jonny: Wedding Ring.

Ms. Brooks: I come in many sizes. When I am not well, I drip. When you blow me you feel good.
Jonny: Nose.

Ms. Brooks: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Jonny: Arrow.

Ms. Brooks: What word starts with F and ends with K and that means a lot of heat and excitement?
Jonny: Firetruck.

Ms. Brooks: What starts with F and ends with K and if you don't get it you have to use your own hands?
Jonny: Fork.

Ms. Brooks: What is it that all men have one of. It's longer on some men than on others, the pope does not use his and a man gives it to his wife after they are married?
Jonny: Surname.

Ms. Brooks: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, and is responsible for making love?
Jonny: Heart.

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to Ms. Brooks, "Send Jonny to college, I got the last 10 questions wrong myself."

Answer 2

But wait there's more.
Where's the rest of it?

Answer 3

I think she wanted something else!!!