Because, I sure haven't!!!
I couldn't resist asking this question!!
I'm a little smart ***, who probably belongs in hell!
2006-08-09 18:33:08 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'm not a bible freak!! And, I'll see all you non-believer in hell, we'll have a party!! Whooo!
2006-08-09 18:40:25 · update #1
Yes, I've come to terms with the fact that I'm probably going to hell. I've done quite a few things I'm not exacty proud of. Who knows I'm still young I could redeem myself, but me bing the smart *** I am, it's not likely. So that's that.
2006-08-09 18:56:35 · update #2
This just made me laugh so hard!
I buy you a martini when we get to Hell, darling.
2006-08-09 18:38:55 · answer #1 · answered by mistress_piper 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes my gosh he made us he is so powerefull he can defeat the devil like blowin out a candel and the lord got whiped so hard u could see his bone after all that he got tied to the cross and he walked for about a mile then they put a needle crown over his head and it stabbed into his skull then he got his hands and feat nailed to the cross then they hung him. then he 4gives them all cuz he loves them them so much. and bcuz of this all of us unperfect people get to go in heavan and in heavan there is no pain no worries and all the animals in heavtameand it is always the perfect temp. the lord did all of that so u could go to this perfect place .
it is easy to exept just admit u r a sinner
beleive that he is real which he is it dousnt just talk about him in the bible it also talk about him in regular old history books from way back. conmit your life to survin him wich meens love him the Lord and talk about him with other people so they dnt go 2 hell wich is a horrible place i meen there is no food or water and u just burn forever non stop never will quit
2006-08-10 01:58:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
scary girl! evidently you don't know what god tells us about hell. search a little more and give it some more serious thought! id be careful in what you say and joke about if i were you...no wait... I'm glad I'm not you! also i did accepted the lord as my personal savior! Jan. of 1995. since you know so much about this question i take it you aren't stupid about religion....just stupid.
2006-08-10 01:50:50 · answer #3 · answered by S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i have and he does answer prayers, i was not such a strong believer until today when a BIG prayer was answered, and honey even a smart a**, is loved by god , the fact you believe in hell suggests that you know there is a god and will ultimately chose him when the time is right for you ,
2006-08-10 01:42:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its scary that you actually know all about what happens when you dont believe in this certain someone who you actually know existed but youre not worried at all.
Well I guess you've come to terms with all the suffering you will experience.
Its true what they say...you have to laugh to keep from crying.
2006-08-10 01:52:29 · answer #5 · answered by Whats it to ya? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YES....someone else on the band wagon with me!!! Cool, I thought it was funny!!!
Wait..i don't mean that as I have excepted him...just that you're being a smart ***....I want to clarify that's all!!!
2006-08-10 01:37:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes. How long have I to wait before ask for tenths?
2006-08-10 01:36:51 · answer #7 · answered by odacrem69 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus loves you
2006-08-10 01:40:51 · answer #8 · answered by navalstone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you accepted the Lord Jesus Christ as your personal savior??
WELL, I HAVE....AND I AM A DEMOCRAT!âºâââº!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-10 01:37:06 · answer #9 · answered by Kiss my Putt! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can tell GOD that when he opens the book of life to your name & its not their=then when he looks in to the book of remeberance & says now you know why it is not in the first book
tread softly young 1
g.d.o.g.
2006-08-10 01:42:51 · answer #10 · answered by Charles W 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋