1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.
2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.
6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavoured mouthwash.
9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
13. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist.
14. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.
15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), (back by popular demand): The belief that when you die, your Soul flies
Up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
16. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.
2006-08-09 18:31:28 · 10 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HaHa!!! Very clever!!! Thanx :)
2006-08-09 22:24:34 · answer #1 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA, I like the last one especially, lol!
2006-08-10 01:37:43 · answer #2 · answered by Lesley P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too funny
2006-08-10 01:37:56 · answer #3 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
think you should start your own dictionary
2006-08-10 01:35:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I like this. LOL.
2006-08-10 15:50:55 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
2006-08-10 01:36:27 · answer #6 · answered by golddiggalova 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-08-10 01:34:35 · answer #7 · answered by Texas Cowboy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol :) â¥
2006-08-10 02:39:36 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the laugh lol
2006-08-10 01:39:17 · answer #9 · answered by stormieserenity 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the giggle
2006-08-10 02:01:41 · answer #10 · answered by wollemi_pine_writer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋