All categories - 3 August 2006

the catachism, will the catholic church care if my husband is methodist? my husband is encouraging me, but i dont want it to hurt us spiriually in our marriage. he would continue preaching in methodist church.

i am interested because sometimes i feel christainity has strayed to far from its origin and i feel like they take things like marriage and communion etc more seriously

2006-08-03 07:22:08 · 5 answers · asked by 2shrrp4u 2 in Religion & Spirituality

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion.

After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. Swoooop! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again.

The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender still shakes his head in dismay. Swoooop! Two arms pops out! The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender ignores the whole affair.

By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Swoooop! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God. The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left... then to the right... right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly. The bar falls silent. The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs and says... "He should have quit while he was a head!"

2006-08-03 07:21:55 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Also If I write zacs name all over my binder does it make guys think im taken or turn them off?

2006-08-03 07:21:50 · 8 answers · asked by a_montana_chick 2 in Celebrities

I have a recipe for glazed baked pork chops but it says to "butterfly" them...Can anyone let me know what that means and how to do it correctly?

2006-08-03 07:21:50 · 5 answers · asked by chicwitpurpose 2 in Cooking & Recipes

2006-08-03 07:21:45 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-08-03 07:21:44 · 4 answers · asked by mariesgizmo 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-08-03 07:21:35 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Alternative Medicine

i mean that the guy was cheap......eg. i went out with this guy. i didnt want to go by myself so we made it a double date w/my friend & her guy. we went to play pool so we bet teams...whoever lost paid the games....we won so we didnt pay...then we went to get something to eat....it was 3am so nothing was open so we went to denny's. i ordered a chicken sand w/fries & it came w/other stuff...i didnt finish it so he turns to me & says "girl u better eat all of that, my $ is valuable to me & u r not gonna waste it" i laughed it off but when it came time to pay he held out his hand....of course i was like naw sorry but u asked me out so i didnt bring $ (i did my mama taught me right) so when he dropped me off he expected a kiss...i jumped out of the car & i was like sorry chump but i gotta go!!! i was so pissed. i would have settled for him just to take me to the lake buy me a 40 oz of beer, a bag of doritos, & call it a day. MY Q? WHAT IS THE WORST CHEAP DATE U EVER WENT ON?

2006-08-03 07:21:30 · 2 answers · asked by La Prieta 2 in Singles & Dating

is it better for me to cut myself across or down?

2006-08-03 07:21:22 · 10 answers · asked by ~BANG I'm Dead~ <3 3 in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-08-03 07:21:17 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

because it's dangerous to use a cell phone in a thunderstorm. Something about the radio waves attracting a lightning strike. Is this true??

2006-08-03 07:21:13 · 4 answers · asked by ♪ ♫ ☮ NYbron ☮ ♪ ♫ 6 in Earth Sciences & Geology

im 14 do u think that i have a niece and nephew already?

2006-08-03 07:21:11 · 6 answers · asked by gianihead3 2 in Family

First Guys, how many women have you had s_exually before you married or got into a serious relationship?
Now ladies, how many guys have you had prior to getting married?

I will start with myself. I had dated two men before getting married with whom I was active s_exually.

2006-08-03 07:21:06 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

Now I met a guy about 2 weeks ago that I believe I can trust. The problem is, we have only known each other for 2 weeks. For some reason, I am not experiencing those same trust issues with him that I have with all the other men I have dated. Am I just being naive or could this be a sign?
He already wants to take it to the relationship level, but considering we have only known each other for 2 weeks, I told him it's too soon. We've hung out pretty much everyday and he said he's willing to wait until I'm ready, but I'm just wondering why those warning bells of not trusting him aren't going off in my head...
What do you think?

2006-08-03 07:20:58 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Have you ever been on the receiving end of one? Keep it clean, ok?

2006-08-03 07:20:53 · 26 answers · asked by mightymite1957 7 in Other - Society & Culture

I have the code, I just need to know how to put it in.

2006-08-03 07:20:51 · 2 answers · asked by nancy 2 in Car Audio

My knees are bad from running on asphalt. Can i skate instead?

2006-08-03 07:20:39 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

2006-08-03 07:20:38 · 8 answers · asked by angie418 2 in Women's Health

did the aliens exist

2006-08-03 07:20:35 · 5 answers · asked by Ton4o 1 in Television

2006-08-03 07:20:33 · 5 answers · asked by Hello!!!! 3 in Skin & Body

Is it because they don't care/want to participate, or is it because adults prevent them from having an authentic voice?

2006-08-03 07:20:32 · 10 answers · asked by fj40lvr 1 in Civic Participation

she is a great actress and is so sweet and looks like a fun person to be around!

2006-08-03 07:20:31 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-08-03 07:20:25 · 9 answers · asked by bsantezee 2 in Other - Destinations

2006-08-03 07:20:21 · 2 answers · asked by william m 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

I have a beautiful 6 year old chow/terrier mix named princess. My fiance and I adopted her from the SPCA about 3 years ago. She has been wonderful!!! Great with kids, perfectly potty trained, great manners, learns new things, just a god send. Anyway about 4-5 months ago out of the blue she has started to have accidents in the house and started chewing things. At first we brushed it off that is was an accident but it became a daily thing. One of us can take her out and she will potty and pee and we can leave for 30 min and come back and she will have had an accident. We aren't sure what to do. We took her to the vet to see if she has a bladder infection but nope she's good. I need help any ideas to help her out. We lover her to death and I can tell this is really bothering her too. When we come home she cowers and looks so sad (we would NEVER lay a hand on her so it breaks my heart to see her cower like that) please any advice would be wonderful!!

2006-08-03 07:20:17 · 6 answers · asked by kami m 2 in Dogs

i had a cat named Smoky and i tought it to walk on a leash,give five, sit, and laydown. and i also tought my turtle a trick (thats hard)!do you think cats are still untrainable you just have to find out what it wants.

2006-08-03 07:20:17 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cats

Me and my ex-boyfriend broke up 4 months ago, we dated 5 1/2 years. Towards the end we were fighting constantly. He was drinking a lot, and both name calling. We were both unhappy. After we broke up I ran to his friend for comfort and kissed him--I know now that that was a mistake. My ex and I are talking again now--although he says he'll never trust me..--but he's cheating on his new girlfriend with me! Will it ever work out between us again? Should we even try? I know we love eachother very much..please ADVISE!!

2006-08-03 07:20:01 · 31 answers · asked by america0712 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

When I say act like men, I mean to expect the same social freedoms such as cursing,smoking, a career,playing sports etc. with out being judged as being unlady like or wanting to act like men.

2006-08-03 07:20:01 · 47 answers · asked by Rika F 2 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-08-03 07:20:01 · 17 answers · asked by weirdo 1 in Pregnancy

the first person to get it correctly , gets the10 points
happy guessing !

2006-08-03 07:20:00 · 25 answers · asked by dxb 4 in Other - Destinations