All categories - 24 July 2006

Or the best one you heard...
I really don't want to go to work today, but I'm self employed so I don't have much of a choice

2006-07-24 02:41:58 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

i am not a very big person anyway and i have had 2 other children but never showed for months yet with this pregnancy i am huge and my stomach feels like a water bed and not only that but sometimes it looks small and other time s it look huge how weird is that any suggestions as to why

2006-07-24 02:41:55 · 33 answers · asked by chancock01@btinternet.com 2 in Pregnancy

......Myspace was down.

2006-07-24 02:41:47 · 5 answers · asked by goose1077 4 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-07-24 02:41:46 · 10 answers · asked by menen d 1 in Chemistry

2006-07-24 02:41:43 · 2 answers · asked by J money$$$ 1 in Software

she wants. spending my paycheck on things like big screen televisions, fishing trips, a sports car, etc. i also imagine myself doing things that single guys do like going out whenever you want, not having to answer to anyone, watching tons of sports and not getting grief over it. do other guys think like this as well? just seems like the life of a single bachelor is really a beautiful one.

2006-07-24 02:41:37 · 19 answers · asked by jeremy k 1 in Marriage & Divorce

2006-07-24 02:41:35 · 26 answers · asked by qprbone 1 in Television

My friend, a boy, has a girlfriend who hasn't talked to him since our end of the year dance. should he still go out with her even though she's a jerk?

2006-07-24 02:41:35 · 10 answers · asked by icesk83rgrl 2 in Singles & Dating

I've been to all of the Muslim country it was a time when i was not religious and didnt take religion seriously...And well this is what i used to see .They look upto you as lost children infidels if you are not muslim,every day in Iran in every television soap break they have a song where Americans are shown as ghost evil people killing gods people..And jews as satans children everyonr from a child to ol people watch it .Afghanis are always thought to kill people saying anything against Allah or muhammed and that womens are dirty...Pakistan they teach to go and ***** every non muslim womens and make them bear your children this way the muslim blood will continue.Indian muslims believe that one day they will convert the whole of India into muslim and the only way is to produce maximum children so they can fight back the hindus thats why most of the muslim families in india have more than 8 children same as in other nations.

2006-07-24 02:41:33 · 10 answers · asked by Armaggedon_Amateur 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-07-24 02:41:33 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fashion & Accessories

Why or why not?

2006-07-24 02:41:30 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Government

2006-07-24 02:41:16 · 5 answers · asked by habitrol1 1 in Cleaning & Laundry

Is it legal to pray in a public place. Let me explain yesterday at work (I work in a mall) there was a group of 30 teenagers in front of my store reading there bibles and rocking back and forth they weren't preaching to anyone,.

2006-07-24 02:41:04 · 7 answers · asked by arizonabrat 3 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-07-24 02:41:03 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Health

ever again! She had her little tounge pierced cos she caught it badly....vet checked her out and shes ok. on medication and will heal! Very traumatic experince for both me and my girl.

2006-07-24 02:41:03 · 17 answers · asked by smart_babe 3 in Dogs

2006-07-24 02:40:58 · 29 answers · asked by Froggy S 1 in Skin & Body

Almost everybody who loves films can mimic a few lines of dialogue from movies, in the voice of the character. My friends and I enjoy sprinkling conversations with lines from favorite films. Hey, hasn't everybody mimicked Ripley from Alien at least once: "Get away from her, you b*tch"? I do several impressions -- everything from Frau Blücher in Young Frankenstein ("He vaz my boyfriend!" to Margaret White (Piper Laurie) in Carrie: "I smelled the whiskey on his breath... He took me, with the stink of filthy roadhouse whiskey on his breath, and I liked it. I liked it!"

So 'fess up: who can YOU do an impression of, and from which film?

"Hail to the king, baby!" (~Ash)

2006-07-24 02:40:54 · 11 answers · asked by Sweetchild Danielle 7 in Movies

2006-07-24 02:40:47 · 12 answers · asked by LYNDA D 1 in Cooking & Recipes

2006-07-24 02:40:46 · 3 answers · asked by Lady_Lavinia 3 in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

Alice writes Tom a check for $500 and includes on the payee line "when he finishes painting my Kitchen" What requirment of a negotiable instrument is not being met?

2006-07-24 02:40:38 · 6 answers · asked by Nice girl 3 in Other - Business & Finance

The farmer is speaking to his not too bright wife.
He tells her that the artificial insemination man will be coming today but he will be unable to meet him since he must go into town.

He asks her if she'll show the man to the cow that needs insemination and to help her find the cow, he will hammer in a nail above the cow's shed.

Sure enough, in the afternoon, the artificial insemination comes to the farm and the the wife leads him down to the the cow's shed.
After walking past a few cows, she spots the nail and tells the man that this is the cow that needs the insemination.

The man is quite impressed and wonders how she knew which cow is the right one.
As the wife walks away, he asks her what the nail is for?

The wife replies "Oh, I suppose it's to hang your pants on"

2006-07-24 02:40:32 · 17 answers · asked by orion 3 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-07-24 02:40:31 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

She is trying to find us but her post on the adoption site is old.

2006-07-24 02:40:23 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Internet

your bf/gf cheats on you for the first time ask for forgiveness,would you forgive and forget or would you tell them to hit the freeway what would you do.

2006-07-24 02:40:12 · 4 answers · asked by meme 2 in Singles & Dating

2006-07-24 02:40:10 · 10 answers · asked by THE ALCHEMIST 3 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-07-24 02:40:07 · 2 answers · asked by kristin 1 in Celebrities

I got two irridesent sharks about a week ago, and they seem to be doing fine. I've been feeding them flake food, but last time i went to the pet store i found some special catfish food, and tried switching them over to that. they like it and seemed to be eating it at first, but the problem is when i feed them, they usually just get so scared of my hand / falling objects they hide in the corner, and never find the food.

i don't have much time to transition them as i'm going on vacation wednesday, but i'm not sure if i should tell the friend that's watching them to feed them the shark pellet or the flakes.

should i be worried? will they just find it on their own if they get hungry enough? should i just screw it until i come back from vacation and keep them on the flakes?

thanks!

2006-07-24 02:40:03 · 4 answers · asked by amaranth628! 2 in Fish

2006-07-24 02:39:50 · 4 answers · asked by Azhar R 1 in Home Schooling

I caught my ex cheating on me. We lived together, we dated for a few years, he brought it into the bed we shared. It has been a little over a year since, I will never be with him again. Im stilll bitter towards it. He is still my brothers best friend. How long does something like this take to recover?

2006-07-24 02:39:47 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture