The farmer is speaking to his not too bright wife.
He tells her that the artificial insemination man will be coming today but he will be unable to meet him since he must go into town.
He asks her if she'll show the man to the cow that needs insemination and to help her find the cow, he will hammer in a nail above the cow's shed.
Sure enough, in the afternoon, the artificial insemination comes to the farm and the the wife leads him down to the the cow's shed.
After walking past a few cows, she spots the nail and tells the man that this is the cow that needs the insemination.
The man is quite impressed and wonders how she knew which cow is the right one.
As the wife walks away, he asks her what the nail is for?
The wife replies "Oh, I suppose it's to hang your pants on"
2006-07-24 02:40:32 · 17 answers · asked by orion 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
am i no.10
2006-07-24 02:44:23 · answer #1 · answered by '' jakal '' 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The woman is not stupid, but the farmer.
She knows that animal by heart since his husband spent all his energies trying to conceive a male baby that would help him to do his job without succeeding for the last three years.
Besides, the animal that the farmer wanted to inseminate was quite different than the other ones, since had big horns and explicit masculine organs.
Who was the active between the two animals???
2006-07-24 03:08:37 · answer #2 · answered by Expat Froggy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thrilling? Oh heck yeah! 10 out of 10! Informative? Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... i'm assume to hearken to suggestion given right here????????????? or trust as reality, human beings posting rubbish from a range of of knucklehead internet sites? do not make me chortle. ! yet thrilling as all get out!
2016-10-15 03:43:54 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Pretty funny in some places that may be how it works lol.
2006-07-24 02:44:00 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a cute lil joke! Nice & easy does it!
2006-07-24 02:47:25 · answer #5 · answered by Topez 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOAH!!!!
lol
thats a funny one
do you do this every monday?
ah, hey thats pretty cool
2006-07-24 02:45:46 · answer #6 · answered by obsessedw/nowandl8erz&ladybugz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-07-24 02:43:40 · answer #7 · answered by The All-knowing 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-07-24 02:43:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-07-24 02:42:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good clean joke
2006-07-24 02:42:22 · answer #10 · answered by provo5a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋