I was stopped in this jerk water town in N. Carolina but this skinny bug eyed deputy. I was going only 2 miles an hour over the limit.When I protested the Deputy started yelling stuff about "nipping it in the bud" and hauled me into jail where I had to spend the night with this fat drunk. The next morning this redneck cop with Elvis looking hair comes in with a goofy red headed buck tooth kid, carrying fishingpoles and said he was justice of the peace. He let me out on bail for 25 dollars, but i dont feel like coming back. Should I forget about it or would they come looking for me?
2006-07-06
02:52:04
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dr strangelove
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Law Enforcement & Police