What do you get when you cross a rooster and an owl?
A cock that stays up all night!
2)A technology firm was looking for a new computer repair guy. An applicant’s resume said he was a Boy Scout leader for 10 years. The boss asked the applicant, “What makes you qualified as a computer repair guy?”
The former Boy Scout leader said, “Well, I have a lot of hands-on experience.”
3)Q: Why was the suicide bomber disappointed when he met his 72 virgins?
A: He blew off his penis
4)One day Pinocchio came to Gepetto with a problem.
"Every time I have sex with my girlfriend, she gets splinters. What can I do about this?"
"Have you tried sandpaper?" Pinocchio hadn't, so he went to try it.
"Pinnochio," said Gepetto a few weeks later. "How is the problem work out with your
"Girlfriend?" said Pinnochio. "Who needs a girlfriend when you have sandpaper?"
Q: What do you do to an elephant with three balls?
A: Walk him and pitch to the rhinoceros!
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