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What do you get when you cross a rooster and an owl?

A cock that stays up all night!

2)A technology firm was looking for a new computer repair guy. An applicant’s resume said he was a Boy Scout leader for 10 years. The boss asked the applicant, “What makes you qualified as a computer repair guy?”

The former Boy Scout leader said, “Well, I have a lot of hands-on experience.”

3)Q: Why was the suicide bomber disappointed when he met his 72 virgins?

A: He blew off his penis

4)One day Pinocchio came to Gepetto with a problem.
"Every time I have sex with my girlfriend, she gets splinters. What can I do about this?"

"Have you tried sandpaper?" Pinocchio hadn't, so he went to try it.

"Pinnochio," said Gepetto a few weeks later. "How is the problem work out with your

"Girlfriend?" said Pinnochio. "Who needs a girlfriend when you have sandpaper?"

Q: What do you do to an elephant with three balls?
A: Walk him and pitch to the rhinoceros!

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple''s house and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two elderly gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant, and it was really great. I really recommend it."

The other man said, "What''s the name of the restaurant?"

The first man knits his brow in obvious concentration and finally says to his companion, "Ah, what is the name of that red flower you give to someone you love?"

His friend replies, "A Carnation?"

"No. No. The other one," the man says.

His friend offers another suggestion, "The Poppy?"

"No," growls the man, "You know the one that is red and has thorns."

His friend says, "Do you mean a rose?"

"Yes, yes that''s it," the first man says.

He then turns toward the kitchen and yells, "Rose, what''s the name of that restaurant we went to last night?

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are on the run from the law when they find an old barn to hide out in. The police are close on their tails, so when the women find three sacks, they immediately jump into them. About a minute later, a policeman comes into the barn and sees the suspicious-looking sacks. He kicks the first one.
"Meow," says the redhead.

"It must be a cat," thinks the policeman and he kicks the second sack.

"Woof," says the brunette.

"Must be a dog," thinks the policeman and he kicks the third sack.

"Potatoes," says the blonde.

6)Why did the squirrel sleep on his stomach?
To keep his nuts warm

7)A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!" The cop asked, "What's he like?" The little boy replied, "Beer and women with big ****."

Three couples went in to see the minister about becoming new members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went.
The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle aged and the third couple was newly married.

Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister.

The retired couple said it was no problem at all.

The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that it was no problem.

The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint.

''Can of PAINT!'' exclaimed the minister.

''Yeah,'' said the newlywed man. ''She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over.''

The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church.

''That's okay,'' said the man. ''We're not welcome in Home Depot either.''

Answer 1

good good... except for #2 i dont get

Answer 2

7/10

Answer 3

eh not that funny i have heard most of them before i love jokes ??? yeah i quit that a long time ago but yep check ya later ♥

Answer 4

to long, i decided not to read and get my 2 points ty

Answer 5

nice. 9/10.

Answer 6

Hahaaha..those made me laugh

Answer 7

deuce

Answer 8

kooool

Answer 9

Decent....hehehe....but only decent.

Answer 10

A + .... thx