2006-07-05 20:29:57 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
toothpicks man. They are the instuments of god. Popcorn in your teeth in not the work of satan, it is the work of those damn hollywood fags who want you and your money to be tricked into watching that stupid Fast and the Furious 3 movie. That crap sucked, I mean, common, Drifting? Come on.
Popcorn stuck between your teeth and the top layer of your gums however, is the work of satan. I had that crap in there for like a week straight and I almost jumped out of a window.
also I would like to note that the popcorn had nothing to do with the window incident, unless the popcorn was transmitting voices in my head via dark satanic forces.
2006-07-05 20:40:01 · answer #1 · answered by Sean P 2 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Food of any sort gets stuck between ppl's teeth when they eat, regardless of what it is or how they eat it. Blaming it on Satan is one of the most ignorant things I have ever heard...and believe it or not, you are not the first person to do so. Satan may, or may not, be able to do a lot of things, but he/she/it/whatever, will not waste the time putting food, even popcorn, in someone's teeth.
2006-07-06 03:38:13 · answer #2 · answered by oreana69 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
In God's perfect creation nothing would get stuck in teeth leading to the danger of tooth decay.
But creation is not perfect due to Adam's sin which was originally caused by Satan's temptation of Eve. So, yes, your stuck popcorn has its origin in the work of Satan.
2006-07-06 03:43:19 · answer #3 · answered by hippoterry2005 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes, definitely the work of Satan. The popcorn kernel demons come out at night while you're sleeping and sneak into your mouth lodging the popcorn kernel shells into your gums to bring you misery the next morning. Cast the popcorn kernels out in Jesus' name.
2006-07-06 03:36:11 · answer #4 · answered by Loathe thy neighbor. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm lovin the question man. Highly humorous!! I think it is satans plot to take over the world. He;s gonna make evryone get popcorn stuck in there teeth and kill themeselves cuz you know how annoying that is right.
2006-07-06 03:34:14 · answer #5 · answered by invaderzim 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No! This is the work of God as punishment to you for daring to take part in such gluttony as eating popcorn. Or maybe he's just mad that his son died for the world, so he wants you to suffer some discomfort as well.
2006-07-06 03:35:34 · answer #6 · answered by bitterswtchocolate 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. However you can cast satan out of your life with a toothbrush and some crest. Also, satan HATES toothpicks!
2006-07-06 03:36:55 · answer #7 · answered by Ender 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ya..and the satan is the popcorn seller !
2006-07-06 03:36:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go brush your teeth with crest toothpaste. Lol
2006-07-06 03:34:25 · answer #9 · answered by Atheist Eye Candy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
IT IS PROBABLY NOT THE WORK OF SATAN BUT ONE OF HIS UNDERLINGS LIKE AN APPRENTICE EVIL PERSON TRYING TO GET IN SATANS GOOD BOOKS THE SAME KIND OF PEOPLE LEAVE HAIRS ON YOUR CEREAL IN THE MORNINGS.
2006-07-06 03:37:56 · answer #10 · answered by pk 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋