During a long trip a man decided to rest for few hours and
they checked into a hotel and slept for few hours. While were leaving the desk clerk handed them a bill for $350. The man exploded, and said the bill was too high, asking to see the manager. The manager met them at the front desk and explained that the hotel has an olympic pool and a conference room and they were available for the couple's use.
"But we didn't use them!" the man complained.
The manager insisted that the room and pool were available for them, as well as tickets to several shows.
The man explained they didn't use any of those things, to which the manager replied,
"But you could have."
Finally, needing to get back on the road, the man wrote a check for $100.
The manager shouted "This is only for $100."
The man replied,
"That's right. I charged back you $250 for sleeping with my wife."
"But I didn't sleep with her!" the manager said.
The man smiled and said,
"Yeah, but she was here and you could have."
2006-07-05
22:16:24
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