A Lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriff's
Deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is
sure that he has a better education. He decides to prove this to
himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense...........
Deputy says, "License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign "
Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and
registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete
stop, thats the law. License and registration, please!"
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow
down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you
give me the ticket, if not you let me go and no ticket."
2006-07-02
01:23:22
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