Why you should stop, and not just slow down at a stop sign?

Question

A Lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriff's
Deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is
sure that he has a better education. He decides to prove this to
himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense...........

Deputy says, "License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign "
Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and
registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete
stop, thats the law. License and registration, please!"
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow
down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you
give me the ticket, if not you let me go and no ticket."

Deputy says, "Exit your vehicle, sir."
At this point, the Deputy takes out his nightstick and starts
beating the ever-loving crap out of the Lawyer and says: "DO YOU
WANT ME TO STOP OR JUST SLOW DOWN?"

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Answer 2

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Answer 3

I will answer "Why you should stop, and not just slow down at a stop sign?" The answer is, the stop sign says stop not slow down?

Answer 4

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Answer 5

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Answer 7

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