I was certain that all the conspiracy theorists (the ones who claim that NASCAR is rigged to let Hendrick Motorsports win every week) would have been all over Yahoo Answers complaining that NASCAR had a hand in Junior's decision to drive for HMS. After all, it's a natural progression...phantom debris cautions, acts of God (weather), and now Junior!
Presenting the (un)official conspiracy theorist's version of the driver's meeting prior to the 2008 Daytona 500
NASCAR Official: "OK, gentlemen, let's get this started. First off, let me welcome you to the 50th running of the Great American Race. Now, as you all know, Junior over there has a new ride with the Hendrick team, and you know what that means (wink, wink)."
Tony Stewart: "But..."
Official: "Now, Tony, after that outburst, we're gonna have to ask you to pay a visit to the trailer. Mr. France is gonna wanna chat with you."
Stewart: "But..."
Official: "Good luck, boys, especially you, Junior (wink, wink)."
2007-06-14
07:53:46
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