A little boy was being attacked by the biggest, meanest, nastiest, most ferocious pitbull that ever lived. His brother showed up, and proceeded to kick the living **** out of the dog, thus stopping the attack. A short time later, a reporter shows up, notices the boys wearing racing shirts and hats. He starts writing a column for the Newspaper. He Writes: "Local Earnhardt fan saves little brother."
The boy notices what the reporter wrote and said, "I ain't no stinking Earnhardt fan."
The reporter erases what he wrote, and starts again..... "Local Bobby Labonte fan saves little brother."
The boy replies, "I ain't no frigging Labonte fan. I like Jeff Gordon."
The reporter once again erases his writing, and starts again.........
"Juvenile delinqents kill beloved family pet."
2007-06-29
10:08:16
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