A little boy was being attacked by the biggest, meanest, nastiest, most ferocious pitbull that ever lived. His brother showed up, and proceeded to kick the living **** out of the dog, thus stopping the attack. A short time later, a reporter shows up, notices the boys wearing racing shirts and hats. He starts writing a column for the Newspaper. He Writes: "Local Earnhardt fan saves little brother."
The boy notices what the reporter wrote and said, "I ain't no stinking Earnhardt fan."
The reporter erases what he wrote, and starts again..... "Local Bobby Labonte fan saves little brother."
The boy replies, "I ain't no frigging Labonte fan. I like Jeff Gordon."
The reporter once again erases his writing, and starts again.........
"Juvenile delinqents kill beloved family pet."
2007-06-29 10:08:16 · 13 answers · asked by Super Racer 4 in Sports ➔ Auto Racing ➔ NASCAR
That has to be one of the best joke's I've heard in a long time!!!
I take it you must be blonde if you need an explination.....
They were punks....just like most of jg's fans.....
2007-06-29 10:32:09 · answer #1 · answered by Blue Oval Brigade 2 · 3⤊ 3⤋
I saw your comment :). Yes I have read it right now. He's a brave kid and a hero, also risking his life for trying to save his little brother.
2016-05-18 23:55:34 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's exactly how it is! Jeff Gordon could find a cure for cancer and some bonehead would make hin out to be the villain, like saying he did it only to get rich.
2007-06-29 14:11:54 · answer #3 · answered by kevo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard the same joke used about LSU football 5 years ago
GO LSU # 1
2007-06-29 15:30:01 · answer #4 · answered by JAR 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great Story. Loved it.
2007-06-29 10:43:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe...I've heard the joke, except the kid was a Yankee's fan.
2007-06-29 12:25:20 · answer #6 · answered by hockey_gal9 *Biggest Stars fan!* 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hate that reporter....just another person that is jealous of Jeff Gordon!!!!! great story.....lol..
2007-06-29 11:28:05 · answer #7 · answered by The_Overseer_9 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No matter what driver you would have used its not very funny
2007-06-29 11:29:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the reporter had to be a tony stewert fan
go#24 drive for five
2007-06-29 10:15:43 · answer #9 · answered by simone219 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
That's funny I don't care who you are.
2007-06-29 14:07:34 · answer #10 · answered by blakree 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋