I am going to ride to and from work soon and I don't think wearing a neon yellow top, a bike helmet and red&white Christmas lights will help much..
So I thought I'd fit two Molotov bidon flasks to the frame, to fit a sawn off shot gun just above it where normally the pump would go.. To snugly put two Magnums below the steering wheel, near the gear shift paddles. And to tie an M6 machine gun to the rear, cable it to a button on the handlebar that fits the bell, and wear rounds of bullets across both shoulders. Leaving space for a Katana sword of course.
However, I found that with all this added wight I can't corner as fast as I might want to. What is your solution?
2007-03-14
04:41:28
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McAtterie
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