He was getting tired of this search for infinity,
He'd been thru such a boring eternity.
Things weren't turning out the way he planned
He had these legs with nowhere to stand.
He had these ears, but no sounds to hear,
no one to talk with, or to share a beer.
He had these eyes with nothing to see,
no land, or sky, not even a tree.
Just sitting alone, all thru the nite,
So he decided one day to turn on the light.
He gathered a bunch of eternal smutt,
dust and clay, and God knows what.
He created these balls for some strange reason,
He wanted them finished before growing season.
The soil was dry, and starting to harden,
So he ploughed it up to make his garden.
This garden was green, cool, and shady,
then he created Man and the man's old lady.
With their bare behinds, they looked so cute,
He then gave them trees with very smart fruit.
He said, please smell these treats, but don't partake,
for you'll get a nasty, and long lasting belly ache.
2007-08-27
05:18:43
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big j
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