If he found a stack of gold plates?
2007-08-27 05:08:07 · 11 answers · asked by socmum16 ♪ 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Start a new religion? Oh wait he did that with Tae Kwon Do.
2007-08-27 08:29:26 · answer #1 · answered by Cinthia Round house kicking VT 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Make a grill, cause Chuck Norris is teh pimpz.
2007-08-27 12:11:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He might write "View of the Hebrews" on them in an unknown language and bury them in a hill.
Who knows what would happen to them 1400 years later, though.
2007-08-27 12:23:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Strike the Fear of Chuck into anyone and everyone near him. Then no one would try to take them, and everyone would believe ANYTHING he said was written on them. Even if they knew there was nothing written on them, they would believe.
2007-08-27 12:15:23 · answer #4 · answered by wuzzle, deus ex machina 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Roundhouse kick anyone in the room, punch a hole in the wall and run out with them :)
2007-08-27 12:11:59 · answer #5 · answered by Amirra 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would roundhouse kick everyone in the world and cause a massive destruction
2007-08-27 12:11:45 · answer #6 · answered by Love Yahoo!!! wannabe a princess 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He'd break them into pieces with a roundhouse kick and give them to the masses.
2007-08-27 12:21:19 · answer #7 · answered by Southpaw 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris is a devoted Christian....
2007-08-27 12:12:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Break them in half with a single karate chop
2007-08-27 12:35:33 · answer #9 · answered by darwinsfriend AM 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
He would etch a new Gospel into them using a whisker from his beard...
2007-08-27 12:12:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋