Being an Atheist, I've been informed by many Christians that I have the "White Throne Judgement" to look forward to---although I have yet to receive my invitation! I'm still puzzling over what to wear; this is very important to me, as Jack is known for style and charm, but my question about the same elicited little response. Perhaps the guidelines for the affair are not yet settled?
Anyway, I think I should give some attention as to what gift I should bring. Jack must have a tasteful, thoughtful gift to bring, as an example to all of the Christians who have heralded the day when Jack meets God. Doubtless, I will make a good impression on the Lord(with such charm, how could I not?), but Christians, having so much more acquaintance with the most high, perhaps can find it in their hearts to give me some ideas.
What would God like? My first thought was a good bottle of claret, but I suppose he could have his son turn some water into that any time he pleases. Any thoughts?
2007-06-18
05:42:28
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