Being an Atheist, I've been informed by many Christians that I have the "White Throne Judgement" to look forward to---although I have yet to receive my invitation! I'm still puzzling over what to wear; this is very important to me, as Jack is known for style and charm, but my question about the same elicited little response. Perhaps the guidelines for the affair are not yet settled?
Anyway, I think I should give some attention as to what gift I should bring. Jack must have a tasteful, thoughtful gift to bring, as an example to all of the Christians who have heralded the day when Jack meets God. Doubtless, I will make a good impression on the Lord(with such charm, how could I not?), but Christians, having so much more acquaintance with the most high, perhaps can find it in their hearts to give me some ideas.
What would God like? My first thought was a good bottle of claret, but I suppose he could have his son turn some water into that any time he pleases. Any thoughts?
2007-06-18 05:42:28 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Considering all of the wine(whine) that'll be there already, perhaps some cheese?
2007-06-18 05:47:38 · answer #1 · answered by Kallan 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
The proper gift would be the propitiation of Christ.
Without it, the Great White Throne Judgement will be short, but certainly not sweet.
Matthew 5:11 "Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake"
2007-06-18 05:51:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
God will not give you an invitation to the White Throne Judgment, you will be summoned to it whether you like it or not.
The only gift God wants you to bring to Him NOW, is to surrender your life to Him and accept HIS GIFT of eternal life.
Rom. 6:23 For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord.
2007-06-18 05:52:58 · answer #3 · answered by Friend of Jesus 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God accepts no bribes, if you find yourself at the Great White Throne Judgment, its too late for you.
2007-06-18 05:49:15 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Devil's Food Cake
2007-06-18 05:49:33 · answer #5 · answered by Samurai Jack 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wear white robes - bring Him your soul and an apology (written would be fine)
2007-06-18 05:48:32 · answer #6 · answered by phrog 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Humility.
2007-06-18 06:21:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alright. I'll have to put that in my mental dictionary:
"White Throne Judgment"
Sounds like fun. You think I should bring a fruit salad or jello mold? Is it going to be like a pot luck?
2007-06-18 05:48:35 · answer #8 · answered by A 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Cheese. Bring cheese.
2007-06-18 05:49:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
My first thought was a case of fresh lobsters (yummy!), since I know He can multiply fish anytime... then I thought, abomination.
I'm screwed.
2007-06-18 05:47:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋