We the evolutionists are very intelligent ppl, we believe that one day suddenly there was an explosion bing bang pim pum pow, and everything started, thats very smart isnt it? and another day an inorganic cell appeared pim pum pow pluff, and that little inorganic cell decided to become organic pim pum pow pam, and then that cell became a vegetal pim pum pow pluff, thats very logic right? we are very, very smart people, we dont believe in religions , we believe in science pim pum pow pluff , we dont have any PROOF but for us is still science because we are very smart, and we get vey, very, very upset if you write with grammatical errors, because we are scientific ppl , pim pum pow pluff , we can t explain any of our theories , but we know how to write well. We know our theories are right because they are completely logic, obviously there are no proofs, because everything happened trillons and trillons of years ago, and there s no proof either of spontaneus generation in any part of the planet , but it s still the base of our intelligent theory, there are not proofs of an inorganic cell becoming organic , but we still believe, thats our strengh , our infallible father Darwin is showing us the way from his hole , thanks father Charles for releasing us from the salvery of religion, you gave us the ligth to believe in your theories even though they are imposible to prove and very ilogic, by the way. Till now we can certainly and scientifically confirm that the evolution theory proves the existence of Charles Darwin, and Baptiste Lamarck. Finally I will remind you that we dont believe in those tales of religion , we believe in things that we CANT prove, and we call that science, pim pum pow .
pim pow pum (is the sound produced when a scientific act is taking place in nature , but we cant prove it and we don even know how it happened, but is scientific because we are very smart people)
2007-01-28
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