We the evolutionists are very intelligent ppl, we believe that one day suddenly there was an explosion bing bang pim pum pow, and everything started, thats very smart isnt it? and another day an inorganic cell appeared pim pum pow pluff, and that little inorganic cell decided to become organic pim pum pow pam, and then that cell became a vegetal pim pum pow pluff, thats very logic right? we are very, very smart people, we dont believe in religions , we believe in science pim pum pow pluff , we dont have any PROOF but for us is still science because we are very smart, and we get vey, very, very upset if you write with grammatical errors, because we are scientific ppl , pim pum pow pluff , we can t explain any of our theories , but we know how to write well. We know our theories are right because they are completely logic, obviously there are no proofs, because everything happened trillons and trillons of years ago, and there s no proof either of spontaneus generation in any part of the planet , but it s still the base of our intelligent theory, there are not proofs of an inorganic cell becoming organic , but we still believe, thats our strengh , our infallible father Darwin is showing us the way from his hole , thanks father Charles for releasing us from the salvery of religion, you gave us the ligth to believe in your theories even though they are imposible to prove and very ilogic, by the way. Till now we can certainly and scientifically confirm that the evolution theory proves the existence of Charles Darwin, and Baptiste Lamarck. Finally I will remind you that we dont believe in those tales of religion , we believe in things that we CANT prove, and we call that science, pim pum pow .
pim pow pum (is the sound produced when a scientific act is taking place in nature , but we cant prove it and we don even know how it happened, but is scientific because we are very smart people)
2007-01-28 08:04:31 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
please see my question on creation fact
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AixWKtqb3iHwZ7etTuiLT1Tsy6IX?qid=20070128130826AA2E5Bb
2007-01-28 08:10:50 · answer #1 · answered by disciple 4 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Professor Adjineri is faulty lower back. (he's extremely a guy!) you do no longer could have a medical rationalization for some thing in the past you should use it. If it works, you should use it. The birds did no longer have a thought of flight, yet they flew. women individuals did no longer comprehend what made cleansing soap do what it does (many nonetheless do no longer), yet they have been given their outfits sparkling besides. it incredibly is the kind between a discovery and an invention. Darwin got here across what the animals and plant life have been doing by way of time. He did no longer invent the phenomenon, he purely defined it in a manner that made extra experience than people who wrote in the past, consisting of Lamarck.
2016-11-01 12:51:51 · answer #2 · answered by bason 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Evolution through natural selection is such a more humbling thought than anything creationism claims. I would much rather be related to all life on our tiny planet, instead of being created seperately than other life. Since evolution is a fact, you would think that creationism would embrace that as the awesome power of god. But since they already have their evidence of creation, in a book, that science is wrong.
2007-01-28 08:10:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
yeah, this is exactly how the scientific method works. Wow, I mean, if I was going to show how little you understand of science and evolution I could not do a better job.
My god, the level of ignorance displayed here is, well, a miracle. If you aren't proof we came from a long line of stupid inbred monkeys I don't know what is.
2007-01-28 08:12:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
If people were evolutionists because they believe in a "pim pum pow pluff" process, then it would be sad indeed.
Fortunately, there is a more logical and detailed verison, that you have failed to mention / understand, that evolutionists accept.
2007-01-28 08:10:50 · answer #5 · answered by Lecta 2 · 7⤊ 1⤋
Oh come on... if you're going to parody or satirize, don't be a total goof. It's supposed to be silly, not moronic.
2007-01-28 08:11:05 · answer #6 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahah! Way to go! If your going to make fun of us, at least do it with this kind of style. Thank-you! I enjoyed that very much...
2007-01-28 08:08:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Your knowledge of science and evolution is astonishingly lacking.
2007-01-28 08:09:01 · answer #8 · answered by nondescript 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
A good attempt at a satire, I will give you that.
2007-01-28 08:09:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL, top notch old Paint! Very amusing!
2007-01-28 08:16:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ummm, funny but so far off ANY knowledge of what evoloution is.
2007-01-28 08:13:27 · answer #11 · answered by Sun: supporting gay rights 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋