That is, assuming you take the story literally. If you don't, just use your imagination.
I'm picturing something like this:
(as they are leaving the Garden)
Adam: (mimicky voice) Let's eat the fruit, Adam! Come on, let's eat it! It'll taste so good, and make us even smarter!
Eve: (disgusted, grumbling tone of voice) Shut up, Adam!
Adam: Oh, you want me to just shut up, huh? Shut up and listen? You mean like you did when that snake told you to pick the fruit--the ONE fruit we weren't allowed to eat and eat it? You want me to shut up like that?
Eve: Look, I made a mistake, okay. YOU made one, too.
Adam: Who the heck listens to a snake, anyway, for crying out loud?
Eve: Just walk (grumbling)
Adam: Hey, I wonder if we can sneak back in? (looks back at the angel with the huge flaming sword) Crap.
Eve: By the way, you need to adjust your fig leaves. Your thing is showing (they used fig leaves for clothes, remember, after the fruit made them realize they were naked)
2007-01-05
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