I cant help asking questions when I know your all going to be smart@sses in answering them. Yet, I love the abuse... Can Jesus help me find another hobby?
2007-01-05 08:09:36 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No, but have you considered replacing your Yahoo addiction with a more benign one, like crack?
2007-01-05 08:11:33 · answer #1 · answered by STFU Dude 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
So you're a Jesus freak who calls us names and a yahoo answers addict with eight answers and nine questions in your record. Ask the question with whatever nick you got a 10000 questions and/or answers. Jesus helps compulsive liars too.
2007-01-05 16:19:37 · answer #2 · answered by guicho79 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus can't help you with anything. He is dead. Jesus at the local car wash though, he will detail your car for about 30 bucks (plus any loose change he "finds" inside). If you want a hobby try building model airplanes and see if you can fit in them. If you can, fly one off a bridge.
2007-01-05 16:14:18 · answer #3 · answered by melvinbenjamin 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
When you pray ask to help your addiction, and try and find different hobbies you like
2007-01-05 16:11:47 · answer #4 · answered by Cody F-D 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maby but It wont work for most because in my experience most usersof Q&A are atheist or simply dont like Jesus ...
2007-01-05 16:12:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
MAY THE GOOD LORD HELP US ALL!!!!!!!!!!! Amen brother!! I should have been somewhere an hour ago. I have never seen anything so addictive. I have never done drugs, don't drink, but this Yahoo Answers is demonic!! Never mind "demon rum", it is "Demon Yahoo".
2007-01-05 16:13:01 · answer #6 · answered by tonks_op 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Oh you poor thing. Im in the same boat
2007-01-05 16:11:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you pray hard enough
2007-01-05 16:12:47 · answer #8 · answered by glamour04111 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, it is an impossible mission
2007-01-05 16:13:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doubtful, already tried it.
2007-01-05 16:12:45 · answer #10 · answered by Cindi 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋