QUESTION TWENTY!!
For Christ's sake, man. Have you actually read these?!?
1. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
OKAY!
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.
FAIR ENOUGH!
3. Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.
OF COURSE, FATHER!
4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.
THAT'S PRETTY EASY WITH NO JOB!
5. Honour thy father and thy mother.
GOT THAT RIGHT!
6. Thou shalt not kill.
I CALL THE POLICE!
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
SHE'S A SKANK, ANYWAY!
8. Thou shalt not steal.
SOUNDS GOOD!
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.
I'D NEVER LIE ON TOM!
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his mule, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.
I DON'T WANT TOM'S STUFF. IT LOOKS NICE, BUT I HAVE MY OWN!!!
2006-06-15
11:38:47
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