Senior Citizens

the room is 12 X 17

2007-12-19 09:01:54 · 10 answers · asked by slk29406 6

School days, school days, dear ole golden rule days
Reading and writing and 'rithmetic
Taught to the tune of a hickory stick
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When we were a couple 'o kids.

2007-12-19 08:58:49 · 19 answers · asked by Dinah 7

Most of us have shared about dealing with habitual liars at sometime. A thief is just as toxic.
It has been years but the children have brought home someone who should have never been allowed in our home. I had a sister in law who would visit and years later I would visit her and see a trinket or what not that I knew was mine. Eventually I confronted her and she naturally said No way it was hers. People like that don't seem to ever be embarrassed when they are outed. They tend to act like people are stupid. They know no boundaries they will steal from family and friends. That is if they can maintain a friendship for any length of time.

2007-12-19 08:52:24 · 16 answers · asked by Southern Comfort 6

What would be the title of the book that you threw at him to help him get the point to be quiet?

2007-12-19 08:51:46 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous

How about some false teeth? A glass eye?

2007-12-19 08:49:44 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"

She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "NO! I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology, and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?!"

2007-12-19 08:24:34 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-12-19 07:52:12 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

If so, would you share some memories. What do you remember of the times.

I remember the male members of the family leaving, the super thin paper their letters home were written on, the rationing books, black out curtains, watching my mother 'paint' her legs and then me drawing a very thin dark line down the back to simulate the seam in the 'nylon/silk' stockings that weren't really there, my grandmother complaining about the coffee that wasn't really coffee. Does anyone know what was used as a substitute?

2007-12-19 07:12:28 · 27 answers · asked by Just Hazel 6

If so, can you bring in Thomas Edison, please. I'd love to hear his take on the phasing out of the incandescent light bulb.

Are you for or against it and why?

2007-12-19 07:04:19 · 12 answers · asked by Just Hazel 6

Someone at the senior center mentioned it yesterday, and I just can't believe it. She was so young.

2007-12-19 06:56:00 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

Mine is "Solitary Man".

2007-12-19 06:43:14 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love. About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey,you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?" Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife shoulder, and asks, "Honey, please...just one more time before die." She says, "Of course, Dear," and they make love for the third time. After this session, the wife rolls over and falls asleep.The man, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours. He taps his wife, who rouses. "Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could..." At this point the wife sits up and says,"Listen, I have to get up in the morning. You don't!"

2007-12-19 06:40:48 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

Thou shall not jump onto the keyboard when thy human is on the modem.

Thou shall not pull the phone cord out of the back of the modem.

Thou shall not unroll all of the toilet paper off the roll.

Thou shall not sit in front of the television or monitor as thou are transparent.

Thou shall not projectile vomit from the top of the refrigerator.

Thou shall not walk in on a dinner party and commence licking thy butt.

Thou shall not lie down with thy butt in thy human's face.

Thou shall not leap from great heights onto thy human's genital region.

Fast as thou are, thou cannot run through closed doors.

Thou shall not reset thy human's alarm clock by walking on it.

Thou shall not climb on the garbage can with the hinged lid, as thee will fall in and trap thyself.

Thou shall not jump onto the toilet seat just as thy human is sitting down.

Thou shall not jump onto thy sleeping human's bladder at 4a.m.

Thou shall realize that the house is not a prison from which to escape at any opportunity.

Thou shall not trip thy humans even if they are walking too slow.

Thou shall not push open the bathroom door when there are guests in thy house.

Thou shall remember that thou are a carnivore and that houseplants are not meat.

Thou shall show remorse when being scolded.

2007-12-19 06:34:16 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

to put up your 2008 calendar already? A close friend of mine, got upset with me because I'd already hung up my 2008 calendar under this year's calendar. She says it's bad luck to hang it up now, because bad things will happen in the New Year. I say it's superstition, & she can believe what she wants, but I don't think as she does. Do you feel as my friend does?

2007-12-19 06:24:44 · 32 answers · asked by Shortstuff13 7

I did it again... another e-mail that I did not follow the rules w/ my question " Is everybody ready for Christmas" ? It was "Chatting". Please allow me to ask if the seniors are ready for Christmas and does it get easier after your kids are grown ? I will say no-more!

2007-12-19 06:02:38 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

Social Security

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said 'Unbutton your shirt.'


So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.


When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.


She said, 'You should have dropped your pants... you might have gotten disability, too.'

2007-12-19 05:54:13 · 16 answers · asked by ♥ G ♥ 6

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rerNDw3ncDM&feature=related
this is related to a previous question from Wally. I hope he has his speakers hooked up.

2007-12-19 05:48:04 · 10 answers · asked by Donna 7

What do you use to protect them against the elements and time?

2007-12-19 05:47:03 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

I have almost 20 years in clerical, have worked retail and hate it. At late 50s I am experiencing the age discrimination that is not supposed to exist. Any suggestions on possible careers, anyone had any successful career moves? I can't retire yet and I am in good health.

2007-12-19 05:29:46 · 11 answers · asked by litl m 4

Mine is so I can fast forward through awful commercials and political ads.

2007-12-19 05:28:54 · 9 answers · asked by Just Hazel 6

I take Tylenol PM.It works but are they habit forming?Where I live,it is too noisy to get a good nite rest...Thanks for input.

2007-12-19 05:24:05 · 19 answers · asked by Maw-Maw 7

For me it is 'similar'. My fingers have a mind of their own and they just type 'similiar' all on their own.

Do you think that spell-check has influenced our spelling ability as much as calculators influenced our math ability.

2007-12-19 05:17:52 · 14 answers · asked by Just Hazel 6

I can't seem to get into any of them. They all seem scripted and the participants do such stupid things. When my daughter has visited there are a couple she won't miss so I have watched with her.

2007-12-19 04:59:56 · 45 answers · asked by Just Hazel 6

Ooooowwww! It really hurts. Got ruller slapped for 'chatting.' The last time I was called down for chatting I was about 8 and in the 2nd grade.

Can someone tell me ... when is a question not a question? If it can legitably be followed by a ? wouldn't it be a have to be a Q?

2007-12-19 04:54:28 · 16 answers · asked by Just Hazel 6

2007-12-19 04:48:01 · 22 answers · asked by ♥ G ♥ 6

I have never in my life heard a bird snore. I'm not kidding, my little parrot is snoring. Have you ever heard a bird snore?
He must be exhausted:~)

2007-12-19 04:22:49 · 12 answers · asked by Cheryl 6

I took Cosmetology in High School and was rather good at it. I never took the state exam, because I decide to become a sailor instead. I couldn't stand all the women back biting and talking bad about each other, so I choose a way out.
Anyway, have you ever done finger waves or bee hive hair do's.
My Granny used to tie my hair in little curls and use bobby pins. I looked like Shirley Temple

2007-12-19 04:19:16 · 16 answers · asked by Cheryl 6

do you think he would be elected? And would the party banner he ran under make a difference? I personally think he is one of the most electable people in public life today .... a true man of honor.

2007-12-19 04:18:54 · 16 answers · asked by Just Hazel 6

I do eat it 'cos of the brandy butter and the cream but, I find it sooo rich it's a bit too much or me.

2007-12-19 04:11:06 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous

What are your preferences as regards crisps, nuts or Pretzels.
I LOVE Pretzels,I LOVE nuts and I LOVE Pringles!
Oh dear! another diet looming!

2007-12-19 04:07:58 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous