A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love. About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey,you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?" Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife shoulder, and asks, "Honey, please...just one more time before die." She says, "Of course, Dear," and they make love for the third time. After this session, the wife rolls over and falls asleep.The man, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours. He taps his wife, who rouses. "Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could..." At this point the wife sits up and says,"Listen, I have to get up in the morning. You don't!"
2007-12-19 06:40:48 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Well I think it is funny! The others thus far seem to be missing the humor.
2007-12-19 07:04:37 · answer #1 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 6⤊ 1⤋
a million. Describe early morning on your individual phrases.. calm! non violent .. cooool breeze .. soak up as many deep breaths as you could .. retains one in a stable temper throughout the day ! i'm getting up @ 5.30 .. presently it fairly is a couple of minutes in the previous dawn hehe 2. Do you like the birds chirping early morning..?? i do no longer yeah pay attention birds chirping on a daily basis ?! hmph birds in my place are fairly lazy i assume :D birds make the main noise on an identical time as returning homestead at sundown :) 3. Do you think of morning is the main as much as date component of the day..?? oh yeah! i'm a very morning individual .. hate nights .. even answering this question interior the morning :D 4. How does a nasty morning impression your temper..?? nah i do no longer think of it does .. 5. On what foundation do you return to a call that your day all started out undesirable or good..?? something unpredicted occurs then ..
2016-12-18 05:02:43 · answer #2 · answered by carra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, my gosh, my husband tried that same story on me!!!!! Personally, I don't care how early I have to get up for work, it's not the amount of sleep you get that helps you get through the day, it's how much fun you had before you started to snore!
2007-12-19 11:56:09 · answer #3 · answered by Mountain Girl 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He made out like a bandit -- would you believe I only have 24 hours to live ?
2007-12-19 09:20:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
I think she should have respected his last wish. She could probably sleep in, because she will be calling in sick to work in order to prepare for a funeral. And, being that he is going to be dead in the morning, she won't be bothered by him waking her up early.
2007-12-19 06:51:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Always up early in the morning, go to the toilet, puff gone
2007-12-19 07:09:54 · answer #6 · answered by nowty 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Adorable Susie and another star for you!
2007-12-19 08:11:24 · answer #7 · answered by slk29406 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Cute, but the kitty one was better.
2007-12-19 06:49:08 · answer #8 · answered by Debbie Queen of All ♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Chuckles!!!!!!! Another star for the queen!
2007-12-19 10:02:16 · answer #9 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
thanks,what a great laugh
2007-12-19 07:45:30 · answer #10 · answered by stormy 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋