Social Security
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said 'Unbutton your shirt.'
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants... you might have gotten disability, too.'
2007-12-19 05:54:13 · 16 answers · asked by ♥ G ♥ 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Ricardo, Of course it is a Joke!
2007-12-19 06:10:47 · update #1
That is hilarious, but I have seen some men turn silver haired well before they could retire.
2007-12-19 06:05:41 · answer #1 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Well, thankfully I don't have any hair on my chest either Dan . LOL That joke is soooooo funny that I just can't wait to tell it. I think it is hilarious that anyone would think that it is anything but a joke. Really.
2007-12-19 07:05:59 · answer #2 · answered by Eve 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If I were you I would watch my man, there are some funny woman walking about trying to steal other people's men, my advice keep
yer wee man on a long chain. ha ha ha
Great Joke.have a star.
2007-12-19 06:12:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
This is really a joke? Cuz I swear it happened to my cousin's sister's Mother-in-Law's husband's brother.
It was in one of those FWD RE: FWD emails, so I know it was true.
I hope I remember my wallet when I go to collect my SS because I don't have any hair on my chest at all. :+}
GOOD one, Gin !!
2007-12-19 06:20:46 · answer #4 · answered by Dan Bueno 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for causing me to laugh more loudly than I have in a long time! It feels good - GREAT story!!!
2007-12-19 12:03:09 · answer #5 · answered by Mountain Girl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is this a joke? Because if it is real, then that woman should lose her job for asking you to unbutton your shirt.
2007-12-19 05:59:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
If that's true then I should get a handicap card too
2007-12-19 08:30:52 · answer #7 · answered by gggggg 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I know several who can qualify for disability then! LOL
2007-12-19 06:26:05 · answer #8 · answered by doxie 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Thank you , thank you , thank you needed a laugh, A star for you!
2007-12-19 07:37:58 · answer #9 · answered by slk29406 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny, funny!!! Have a star!
2007-12-19 06:09:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋