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A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"

She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "NO! I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology, and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?!"

2007-12-19 08:24:34 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Cultures & Groups Senior Citizens

30 answers

I adore it! Sounds like something I would have pulled myself in my 20's on Ladies Night at my favorite club.

2007-12-19 08:27:18 · answer #1 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 6 1

my current female is 3 years older than me. But I am not 17. Dating someone 3 years younger when you are in your 20's? For a female, that's like dating a completely different generation. Today's young men are the most immature mommas boys to ever be called human. No female under 25 should date a "man" more than 1 year her junior. If you are 65 and he's 61, then it doesn't really matter. But the life experience between a 23 YO and a 17-18 YO is way too much of a divide.

2016-04-10 08:14:50 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Funny

2007-12-19 10:39:57 · answer #3 · answered by Maid Angela 7 · 3 0

Hahaha..if this really happened hats off to both the girl and guy..LOL..and yeah the guy was embarrassed but he retaliated well..

2007-12-19 08:28:07 · answer #4 · answered by ConfidentSmartass 2 · 4 0

Yes, I think the guy was embarassed, but he had time to regroup and come back with something that hopefully will embarass that graduate student.

2007-12-19 08:28:35 · answer #5 · answered by phlada64 6 · 5 1

Chuckles!!! Good that he got over his shyness and the embarrassment!

2007-12-19 09:57:25 · answer #6 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 3 0

I heard that joke before but i still smile everytime! You've succeeded in brightening my day, thnx!!!!

2007-12-19 08:28:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Lol. I heard that before though.

Yes he most definently was embarrassed.

2007-12-19 08:28:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

ha ha thats funny in the beginning yes but in the end he got pay back

2007-12-19 08:28:29 · answer #9 · answered by Nish 2 · 4 0

LOL... I heard this one before, but it's still funny the second time around.

2007-12-19 08:27:19 · answer #10 · answered by Lilly 3 · 5 0

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