Senior Citizens

2007-12-21 13:33:14 · 18 answers · asked by Wickwire 5

2007-12-21 13:26:37 · 30 answers · asked by Wickwire 5

I'm from Pittsburgh and came to find that my son's teacher also is ( I knew by something she had said ).

Pittsburgher's say:
Read up- clean up
nebbie-nosy
jumbo- bologna
yinz-ya'll or you guys

As you can see...we are english majors ( at our own english anyway )

2007-12-21 13:06:44 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED

* 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

* 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

* 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

* 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

* 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

* 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

* 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

* 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

* 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder -- - Jingle Bells,! Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle

2007-12-21 12:50:08 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

...If, YOU, were going Blind...
...I would LOVE to SEE: my wife's smile for the last time...

2007-12-21 12:32:04 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

I boil mine in dry cider (not sweet) and then when it is cooked, I take it out and remove the rind, score it in diamond shapes, rub brown sugar or honey into it, put a clove into each diamond and then crisp it up in a hot oven. The cider can be used to make gravy.

2007-12-21 12:27:24 · 19 answers · asked by Yoda 4

There was an old woman. She went into a store and asked the clerk in a shaky voice, "do you know what a dildo is?"
The clerk said, "yes".

In a shaky voice she asked, "do you sell them?"

"Why yes" the clerk answeresd.

In a shakier voice she asked, "do you know how to use them?"

"I guess so" said the clerk.

The old woman, trembling asked, "do you know how to turn them off?"

2007-12-21 12:26:40 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City building when a young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!"

Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "Chanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!"

About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over and farts and says, "Broccoli - 49 cents a pound.

2007-12-21 12:12:51 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

I didnt know any of you seniors & it got passed to me & so On , That Chip Munk & pat m, Was Missed Badely in thisgroupisforyou. someone said chip munk is still a member yet but not posted in group, & the fighters left & calmed down folks.

2007-12-21 12:04:50 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

I notice that some of you are having it at Christmas, but I have never heard of it. (I am English)

2007-12-21 11:59:08 · 8 answers · asked by Yoda 4

why cant i be a senior and get all the discounts . I already have the pains so now im looking forward to the benefits.

2007-12-21 11:51:49 · 17 answers · asked by mcdonaldsnuggetaustin 4

I know that someone else has asked this in a different section, but if you are and it is not by choice, then my thoughts are with you and I will raise a glass to you as I do every Christmas morning at 11am, and to all who cannot be with us. I hope some of you will join me, although it will be tea, as I will be at work.

2007-12-21 11:32:40 · 24 answers · asked by Yoda 4

I guess I'd fit under the half full catagory. Having half of something is better than having all of nothing.

2007-12-21 11:03:10 · 50 answers · asked by judy b 4

The doctor said don't worry about it, she is self expressing no harm done. But doctor the photographs are for her passport.

2007-12-21 11:00:21 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

We have 2 dogs and 7 guniea pigs and the kids want me to but with all those animals I'd have to skip the kids : ) .

2007-12-21 10:50:10 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

on a toilet and forget to put the seat down

2007-12-21 10:49:14 · 18 answers · asked by gggggg 6

A good friend, age 67, in good health, on no meds, good blood pressure, seems to be very emotional at times.
He says he can feel like crying when talking about his kids, grandkids, watching an injury in a football game, a movie, a memory of long ago, listening to old songs, any number of things.
Has any males experienced these kinds of emotions?
Am I headed for this?

2007-12-21 10:43:56 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

I will be looking to book my holiday for next year soon. I am thinking of going somewhere in America that tourists don't usually go. Can anyone suggest anywhere, or if not, where else in the world would be nice?

2007-12-21 10:29:58 · 21 answers · asked by Yoda 4

What are you having. I would like to try something new this year?

2007-12-21 10:15:32 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

How old do you have to be to be on the seniors site? I am 62.

2007-12-21 10:12:06 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous

I purchased a Norfolk Island pine last night, it is potted and I can plant it or use it again next year. While looking at the tree and starting to put lights on it, I noticed the top is wider than the bottom, kinda looks like it is upside down! Strange looking tree for sure! I m afraid the decorations will topple the tree.........

2007-12-21 10:03:53 · 10 answers · asked by slk29406 6

A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm constipated." The doctor examines him for a minute and then says, "Lean over the table."

The construction worker leans over the table, the doctor whacks him on the *** with a baseball bat, and then sends him into the bathroom. He comes out a few minutes later and says, "Doc, I feel great. What should I do?"

The doctor says, "Stop wiping with cement bags."

2007-12-21 09:51:42 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

for everyone on seniors to give their fellow seniors ( and us tag alongs ) a holiday thought around the same time ?

2007-12-21 09:08:24 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

now that I have your attention...I mean there seems to be nuts in almost all recipes ?

2007-12-21 08:46:06 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

I say it like this " I wish you the happiest holidays, peace and joy, you are the best".

2007-12-21 08:39:32 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-12-21 07:59:01 · 28 answers · asked by Smarkieee 3

and still look pristine. I read most books before I send them to my daughter. She expects it. She knows when I send her a book I'm sharing a friend with her.
My husband was appalled when UPS brought a Jeffrey Deaver book. He ask if it was his sister and I replied yes. He told me to wrap it before it got damaged. Ha! But then again now I'm feeling a tad guilty about sending her a used book. Even lightly used sounds like buying a new car but it has several hundred miles on it.
I know in the scheme of things if this is my biggest dilemma of the holidays then I'm a fool for letting this bother me too much.
I guess I could always get the book at the library. But then again I can have it read by the time I need to wrap it and give it to her. Hmm, I think I'll go thumb through it while I wait to take a vote on how many of you think I'm tacky.

2007-12-21 07:41:41 · 33 answers · asked by Southern Comfort 6

I don't believe I have ever seen this one. Could you tell me a little bit about it..please? I may want to go rent it.

2007-12-21 07:11:06 · 15 answers · asked by kayboff 7

could you give me a regional US dessert to follow our Christmas dinner.

2007-12-21 06:48:00 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

one from scratch you know . Like you perfected it and not pasted from some website.

You see my hunnies is always talking about how great his Grandmas divinity was and how she'd alway make him some for Christmas. Well, we tried to buy it everywhere and he is just not impressed with any store bought divinity .

It would mean the world to me if maybe I could surprise him with homemade divinity .

Thank you

2007-12-21 06:36:34 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous