A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm constipated." The doctor examines him for a minute and then says, "Lean over the table."
The construction worker leans over the table, the doctor whacks him on the *** with a baseball bat, and then sends him into the bathroom. He comes out a few minutes later and says, "Doc, I feel great. What should I do?"
The doctor says, "Stop wiping with cement bags."
2007-12-21 09:51:42 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Layla look again, there is a question, and I am asking it never be too quick to condemn.
2007-12-21 10:47:35 · update #1
lmao! Love the joke Suzie and to answer your question I don't think there are many people who want to help your computer stop telling jokes.
I won't help it stop your mails either! ha ha! I love 'em
hugs x
2007-12-21 10:10:08 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 8⤊ 1⤋
Three days later the programming on the drug store computer was upgraded and a new printout was sent to Jack. It read: 1. Bottle your tap water as "high mineral health water" and sell it to unsuspecting health nuts 2. Open a mobile pet bathing/grooming salon and follow where your dog goes for the most customers 3. Teach your daughter to share. 4. Demand support payments from Mike, the father of your new twin girls 5. Rest your arm for a week, your follow through is poor
2016-05-25 08:32:23 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is already supposedly an election year in the United States.
Please over-clock your machine. We need all the funny humor we can get. The politicians are jokes; but they're not very funny.
And at this point, we're easy pleased. Let it roll!
2007-12-21 14:47:29 · answer #3 · answered by Boomer Wisdom 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Try working from back side of the computer or put on a face mask before switching it on.I think your computer has found a great admirer of it's joke in you and can't resist itself.
2007-12-22 02:48:32 · answer #4 · answered by brkshandilya 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That's funny.... Maybe you could explain it to KattyRynk....
OK... the cement in the cement bags dried and clogged him up. Good thing the Doctor didn't have to use a Jack hammer...
I like the Dog/plumber joke, too.
Oh and can someone transplant a funny bone for James G?
Keep 'em coming, U ROCK !
2007-12-21 10:10:12 · answer #5 · answered by Dan Bueno 4 · 7⤊ 2⤋
Suzie - this is too funny! I have put a HEX on your computer and told it is NOT to stop sending jokes to us at YA. If it does stop sending jokes then your computer with self- destruct! CJ
2007-12-21 15:29:43 · answer #6 · answered by CJ 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Never, never question your talent for making folk laugh, your computer makes the world go round! without it we would all fly off into space.
2007-12-21 12:23:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
A very talented dog ?
A dog goes into a hardware store and says: "I'd like a job please". The hardware store owner says: "We don't hire dogs, why don't you go join the circus?" The dog replies: "What the heck would the circus want with a plumber?"
2007-12-21 09:55:31 · answer #8 · answered by Spot 6 · 9⤊ 1⤋
Susie, don't ever stop telling your jokes, I love them and lots of others do to. We LOVE you Susie, keep up the great work.
More stars to add to your heaven collection!
2007-12-21 09:58:53 · answer #9 · answered by slk29406 6 · 8⤊ 1⤋
To stop your computer telling jokes you have to turn the humour-meter down to it's lowest point. Oh wait, you already have it there......
2007-12-21 10:02:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋