An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City building when a young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!"
Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "Chanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!"
About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over and farts and says, "Broccoli - 49 cents a pound.
2007-12-21 12:12:51 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
lmao.
2007-12-21 12:20:41 · answer #1 · answered by Quizard 7 · 17⤊ 0⤋
Legally it is not Prohibited to date a girl without parental approval , you should decide on your own. After all, IT's YOUR LIFE.
2016-04-10 12:07:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope I'm never in an elevator with that woman! Chuckles and a star for you!!!
2007-12-21 12:29:20 · answer #3 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I think I remember that elevator, keep the jokes coming
2007-12-21 12:21:34 · answer #4 · answered by gggggg 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Roll the Grandma Doll over by the window, she's got gas. whew, hahahahahaha
2007-12-21 14:33:46 · answer #5 · answered by Cheryl 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Brocolli ? Corned beef and cabbage, hard boiled egg witha beer chaser .Kind of like March 18th !
2007-12-21 12:36:46 · answer #6 · answered by catspit 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
This is the first time i have laughed for 3 days.
My face now looks like a bag of crisps.
Cheers.
2007-12-21 12:29:02 · answer #7 · answered by Niamh 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Q: Who was the reindeer behind Rudolph?
A: Clarence, the brown nose reindeer.
He couldn''t stop as quickly as Rudolph!
2007-12-21 12:21:32 · answer #8 · answered by Spot 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Yes I believe being frank is important.
2007-12-21 12:49:48 · answer #9 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Priceless! Sounds like something that I would do! I love it! Tofu...feel the burn! Hah!
2007-12-21 14:25:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Suzie, you are too funny. You need to patent your computer with all the jokes it tells!!
2007-12-21 12:25:46 · answer #11 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋