There was an old woman. She went into a store and asked the clerk in a shaky voice, "do you know what a dildo is?"
The clerk said, "yes".
In a shaky voice she asked, "do you sell them?"
"Why yes" the clerk answeresd.
In a shakier voice she asked, "do you know how to use them?"
"I guess so" said the clerk.
The old woman, trembling asked, "do you know how to turn them off?"
2007-12-21 12:26:40 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Good vibrations? LOL
2007-12-21 12:30:02 · answer #1 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
She will probably figure out how to turn it off or the batteries will go dead.
2007-12-21 20:47:50 · answer #2 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for a great laugh!!
Merry Christmas
2007-12-21 20:31:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
That was great! Thank you so much!
That made me laugh out loud!
2007-12-21 21:03:02 · answer #4 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha!!!!
2007-12-21 20:41:54 · answer #5 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
That is just precious, love it and a big thank you! More stars!
2007-12-21 21:02:54 · answer #6 · answered by slk29406 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i like that one, but not as much as the old woman.
2007-12-21 20:36:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
thankyou susie, I have just snorted coffee down my nose all over my keyboard !
2007-12-22 15:13:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poor old lady, if you're so dang smart -- how do you turn them off ? (giggle snort)
2007-12-22 13:04:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was to cute,thanks for the chuckle!!
2007-12-21 20:34:03 · answer #10 · answered by sky 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋