CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED
* 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are
* 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas
* 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
* 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....
* 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
* 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
* 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
* 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?
* 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder -- - Jingle Bells,! Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
2007-12-21 12:50:08 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Must be # 9 and #10. Every time I go to a room to get something I forget what I went after, but there's always something that needs to be done in that room as well. By the time I get back to the first room, then I remember what I went upstairs for. hahahahahahah
Have you ever watched the movie "The Weatherman" with Nicolas Cage? All I can say is "tarter sauce"
2007-12-21 13:25:07 · answer #1 · answered by Cheryl 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There's no age limit to get a degree. But since you have a degree in history why don't you get a MAT (masters of arts in teaching) it gives you a master's degree in teaching but you have to teach history. It's usually middle or high school grades. Check out the local college for degree requirments.
2016-04-10 12:09:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol thanks for a late night giggle. I'm suffering all of the above this Christmas, particularly number 8 so take heart that you made someone's day a little brighter. Thank you.
Have a good Christmas x
2007-12-21 12:57:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Multiple personality disorder
"We three Kings from Orient I am"
2007-12-21 19:01:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think #1 and #6 must apply to me. "Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer" keeps running through my mind
2007-12-21 13:16:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Number 9 applies but I think it is just distraction and too much to do before we leave tomorrow .
2007-12-21 12:56:32 · answer #6 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think #5 describes me right now!
Thanks for the giggle!
2007-12-21 12:59:27 · answer #7 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
#9. What was the question ?
2007-12-21 13:20:53 · answer #8 · answered by WooleyBooley again 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm #8 and I'll definitely tell you why, whether or not you ask or want to hear it! :P
2007-12-21 14:28:53 · answer #9 · answered by California Gal 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think I was going to answer this question, but now I can't remember? Or can I?....What were we talking about?.....Oh!!, Now I'm hearing voices!!!!.......Oops, just that danged GAP commercial.............
2007-12-21 13:20:21 · answer #10 · answered by Pullet Surprise 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋