Senior Citizens

I watch Silver Bullet and Christine everytime it comes on TV.

2007-09-15 12:57:55 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-09-15 12:56:45 · 21 answers · asked by Gypsy Gal 6

We sent a drug dealer (he made drugs in the basement of his home) up the river

2007-09-15 12:41:57 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

Big problem

2007-09-15 11:00:09 · 19 answers · asked by Gypsy Gal 6

My state is Arkansas and its flower is dog wood

2007-09-15 10:23:21 · 25 answers · asked by Gypsy Gal 6

In our age group? Senior citizen? My ex is in Iraq now and he is 71 ,

2007-09-15 10:10:21 · 20 answers · asked by Gypsy Gal 6

Or do you hire it done. ? I have been doing that and my hand is killing me that is hard work ???right?

2007-09-15 10:06:57 · 15 answers · asked by Gypsy Gal 6

When I smell chocolate milk in a carton it reminds me of the school cafeteria when I was in first and second grade .....

2007-09-15 10:01:39 · 29 answers · asked by Diana 7

What is a myth?
A female moth!

some computer fun.....

1.You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2.You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
4.You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you.
5.Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses. 6.When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.
7.When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally insert a “9″ to get an outside line.
8.You’ve sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
10.Your CV is on a disk in your pocket.

2007-09-15 09:23:58 · 8 answers · asked by Croeso 6

i have been on a candy surge for weeks now,and i was wondering if you like candy?and what is your favorite kind? all i have been eating is candy corn,i am about to polish off my 2nd pound of it?

2007-09-15 09:23:06 · 26 answers · asked by alcaholicdemon 7

To all my fellow Seniors, do you experience depression and how do you get a handle on it?

2007-09-15 08:47:05 · 25 answers · asked by Country Pride 3

My grandmother hadnt filed in a several years, so i was asking the question for her.

2007-09-15 08:41:56 · 19 answers · asked by Lennie Pepperidge 1

"The good wife's guide" This is an actual article from the Housekeeping Monthly Magazine 13 May 1955

=> Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favorite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed.
=> Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you’ll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.
=> Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.
=> Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives.

2007-09-15 07:27:12 · 12 answers · asked by Susie Q 7

2007-09-15 07:07:42 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

It would be so refreshing to get an original thought to answer some of my questionds. and I am so sick of judgement calls like being judged why I ask a question. well i have vented so thanks for the time, smiles,

2007-09-15 07:06:46 · 9 answers · asked by Gypsy Gal 6

2007-09-15 06:57:58 · 19 answers · asked by Gypsy Gal 6

I certqainly do and look forward to down time, how about you?

2007-09-15 06:50:54 · 16 answers · asked by Gypsy Gal 6

a.) An effective ice breaker.
b.) A way to detect mutual interest
c.) A lame social ritual
d.) Good clean fun

2007-09-15 06:49:54 · 18 answers · asked by kayboff 7

Top 45 Oxymoron's:

45. Act naturally
44. Found missing
43. Resident alien
42. Advanced BASIC
41. Genuine imitation
40. Airline Food
39. Good grief
38. Same difference
37. Almost exactly
36. Government organization
35. Sanitary landfill
34. Alone together
33. Legally drunk
32. Silent scream
31. Living dead
30. Small crowd
29. Business ethics
28. Soft rock
27. Butt Head
26. Military Intelligence
25. Software documentation
24. New classic
23. Sweet sorrow
22. Childproof
21. "Now, then ..."
20. Synthetic natural gas
19. Passive aggression
18. Taped live
17. Clearly misunderstood
16. Peace force
15. Extinct Life
14. Temporary tax increase
13. Computer jock
12. Plastic glasses
11. Terribly pleased
10. Computer security
9. Political science
8. Tight slacks
7. Definite maybe
6. Pretty ugly
5. Twelve-ounce pound cake
4. Diet ice cream
3. Working vacation
2. Exact estimate
1. Microsoft Works

I couldn't resist. But it's the last--I promise!!

2007-09-15 06:19:01 · 9 answers · asked by Susie Q 7

2007-09-15 05:43:47 · 9 answers · asked by Gypsy Gal 6

An old man went to the social security office to sign up.
He had stood in the line for a very long time until it was finally his turn. The lady behind the counter ask him for identification. He went to get his wallet out of his back pocket and relized he had left it at home. The lady told him that was alright he could just show her his chest hairs and if they were grey she knew he was old enough for social security.

After everything was done there he went home and told his wife how his day went. He told her that he had forgotten his wallet at home and the lady at the social security office just ask him to pull down the front of his shirt and she could tell he was old enough.

After listening to his story his wife told him if he had dropped his pants he probably could have gotten disability too.

2007-09-15 05:23:53 · 7 answers · asked by Susie Q 7

What do you think of it?
It has the Q's on the left side. It doesn't show the thumbs below the fifth answerer unless you answer the Q... it's just different.

2007-09-15 04:06:27 · 11 answers · asked by gldnsilnc 6

Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve?
A. Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.


Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How do you breath through something so small?"

Q. Why don't women wear watches?
A. There's a clock on the stove!

2007-09-15 03:56:50 · 16 answers · asked by Roxy. 6

I used to look forward to having a giggle with you all but some days the atmosphere seems a bit down.
So at the risk of yet another v mail coming my way I'm hoping to give you some thing to laugh at.

A man in the drs waiting room asks a lady why she is crying.

"I'm here for a blood test and the nurse will have to cut my finger" the lady sniffs.

The man starts to weep too.
"Why are you upset?" the lady asks.

The man looks at her pitifully and whispers:

"I'm here for a urine test!"


So my question is, have I brightened this page up enough to start putting the laughter back? lol x

2007-09-15 03:50:09 · 30 answers · asked by ? 5

2007-09-15 03:34:44 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

mine
rock hendrix

blues robert johnson

jazz george benson

country chet atkins

classical segovia

2007-09-15 03:20:21 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

It was my birthday the other day. No one of my friends said "Happy birthday" To me. They knew it was my birthday because we have a news letter in the Senior apt. building where we live and it lists the tenants birthdays. I may have once or twice mentioned that my birthday comming up only because there is something I am looking forward to for next year, if I live that long a person not guaranteed tomorrow because next year is a milestone. It is no big deal............a simple "Happy Birthday." Would have made my day. I never forget their Birthdays. My feelings are really hurt but I'd never say a word to them.

2007-09-15 03:13:46 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

I am seriously begning to doubt my intellictual ability, as to, how to answer questions.

When I put short one or two liners. They never seem to be read and/or must be seriously dumb.

If I do a long 'schpeel' they don't get the thumbs up either. Very rarely get rated. Do you think I should take a writers course? Does anyone every "read me?"

2007-09-15 00:59:51 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-09-14 19:52:02 · 21 answers · asked by Granny 6

Right now I am trying to get so tired that I sleep for 12 hours! You would think that stress would knock me out, but it can wake me up in the middle of the night and I can't get back to sleep.

2007-09-14 19:47:51 · 39 answers · asked by Granny 6