Top 45 Oxymoron's:
45. Act naturally
44. Found missing
43. Resident alien
42. Advanced BASIC
41. Genuine imitation
40. Airline Food
39. Good grief
38. Same difference
37. Almost exactly
36. Government organization
35. Sanitary landfill
34. Alone together
33. Legally drunk
32. Silent scream
31. Living dead
30. Small crowd
29. Business ethics
28. Soft rock
27. Butt Head
26. Military Intelligence
25. Software documentation
24. New classic
23. Sweet sorrow
22. Childproof
21. "Now, then ..."
20. Synthetic natural gas
19. Passive aggression
18. Taped live
17. Clearly misunderstood
16. Peace force
15. Extinct Life
14. Temporary tax increase
13. Computer jock
12. Plastic glasses
11. Terribly pleased
10. Computer security
9. Political science
8. Tight slacks
7. Definite maybe
6. Pretty ugly
5. Twelve-ounce pound cake
4. Diet ice cream
3. Working vacation
2. Exact estimate
1. Microsoft Works
I couldn't resist. But it's the last--I promise!!
2007-09-15 06:19:01 · 9 answers · asked by Susie Q 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
#23 Sweet Sorrow - Our family finally got to get together for Dad's birthday. A month late but nobody noticed. This morning my brother and his wife had to get on the road back to California. My 2 sisters and I stood in front of their car and sang as we waved good bye. to them, they laughed as they backed up to leave. It made having to part....less stressful..lol!
2007-09-15 06:58:12 · answer #1 · answered by kayboff 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about "Diet Iced Tea". That one drives me nuts, especially since there is no sugar in tea in the first place, what's to "Diet"?
As I was reading through them I sat thinking just how many of these oxymorons we use in our daily lives and have for years.
Amazing!
Don't stop now, you've got a good start!
2007-09-15 08:45:53 · answer #2 · answered by Cranky 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, #4- diet ice cream. This one I could never understand. If your going to do it. GO BIG!!! NO SUCH ANIMAL>
2007-09-15 10:32:43 · answer #3 · answered by Moe 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
confident I actual have and that i trust you. i like to snicker and my son is a relentless source of laughter for me. he's grown yet is sooo humorous. He makes me snicker everytime I see him.
2016-12-26 11:53:36 · answer #4 · answered by schroder 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. I like them. Keep 'em up!
2007-09-15 07:02:15 · answer #5 · answered by RB 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Thanks, if I hadn't had a yuk before, I have one now.
2007-09-15 07:26:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those are good....=)
2007-09-15 06:54:25 · answer #7 · answered by Lea 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny....
2007-09-15 06:27:49 · answer #8 · answered by railer01 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL Too true!! Thanks!!
2007-09-15 07:35:30 · answer #9 · answered by Ginny 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋