Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve?
A. Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How do you breath through something so small?"
Q. Why don't women wear watches?
A. There's a clock on the stove!
2007-09-15 03:56:50 · 16 answers · asked by Roxy. 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Yes guys I do have more but I'd get a huge V.N. if I posted them.
2007-09-15 05:01:44 · update #1
Roxy, the elephant one made me almost choke on my coffee. I had just taken a big drink. Thanks for the giggles.....
2007-09-15 06:00:16 · answer #1 · answered by Eve 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't get it why would a man go naked with an elephant and there's no clock on our stove as far as I can remember
2007-09-16 05:59:21 · answer #2 · answered by inthedark 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Q. whats brown and Sticky?
A. A stick!
Q.whats pink and fluffy?
A. Pink Fluff.
Q. Whats Blue and Fluffy?
A. Pink fluff holding its breath.
2007-09-15 11:08:51 · answer #3 · answered by skippy12345 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice 1 â¥it
2007-09-15 11:11:50 · answer #4 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1&2 real funny
3 not so funny
Thanks for sharing.
2007-09-16 20:00:13 · answer #5 · answered by plyjanney 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH, ROXY!!!
I almost choked on the elephant one!
2007-09-15 11:31:42 · answer #6 · answered by Susie Q 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Adam was a prototype,Eve was perfection.
2007-09-15 11:04:47 · answer #7 · answered by HELEN LOOKING4 6 · 8⤊ 0⤋
Lol Thanks Roxy! I too am in need of a giggle today. House work is so boring and you have brightened my chores up x
2007-09-15 11:06:38 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My printer is working overtime today. these are soooo funny.
2007-09-15 14:34:21 · answer #9 · answered by Donna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! That made me smile, thanks.
Got any more?
2007-09-15 11:49:35 · answer #10 · answered by cosmicmoon 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋