An old man went to the social security office to sign up.
He had stood in the line for a very long time until it was finally his turn. The lady behind the counter ask him for identification. He went to get his wallet out of his back pocket and relized he had left it at home. The lady told him that was alright he could just show her his chest hairs and if they were grey she knew he was old enough for social security.
After everything was done there he went home and told his wife how his day went. He told her that he had forgotten his wallet at home and the lady at the social security office just ask him to pull down the front of his shirt and she could tell he was old enough.
After listening to his story his wife told him if he had dropped his pants he probably could have gotten disability too.
2007-09-15 05:23:53 · 7 answers · asked by Susie Q 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
You have been a riot act today, young lady! And I'm only down to #3.
I think you should write your own book of Senior jokes, it would be a million seller. Make it a collection, best of the best.
2007-09-15 09:26:32 · answer #1 · answered by Cranky 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! Very funny!
2007-09-15 14:08:07 · answer #2 · answered by RB 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh please, STOP , I"ve had more laughter today than my body can take. I know where that saying "almost split my sides laughing "came from. I think I need an ice-pack.
2007-09-15 15:46:55 · answer #3 · answered by Donna 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he probably had to drop his pants to show his chest hair lol
love it thanks
2007-09-15 12:34:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You are just too much. Thanks for the fun.
2007-09-15 13:08:29 · answer #5 · answered by plyjanney 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good!!!!
2007-09-15 12:30:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO, that is precious, thanks!
2007-09-15 15:24:34 · answer #7 · answered by slk29406 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋