What is a myth?
A female moth!
some computer fun.....
1.You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2.You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
4.You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you.
5.Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses. 6.When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.
7.When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally insert a “9″ to get an outside line.
8.You’ve sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
10.Your CV is on a disk in your pocket.
2007-09-15 09:23:58 · 8 answers · asked by Croeso 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
OMG you all made me laff so hard thanks
2007-09-15 09:45:59 · update #1
Way to go PeeMee!
I had a particularly irksome female boss in one company I worked for. I was put into the position (AGAINST my express wishes) so that I would be able to "keep an eye on her" for the big bosses, and make sure she didn't make too many costly mistakes.
After some hard bumps in taking each other's measure and a few choice words (I had been expressly permitted IN WRITING to tell her to f--k off whenever she needed it!) we developed a good working relationship.
She got herself in trouble with a married man in the company, and I was giving her hell about jeopardising her job for her hormones, when she tried to shut me up with that line "Do you know how to read lips?". Without even thinking about it, I threw my hands onto my hips and put a prune face on and sauced back at her "Well, I don't know. But if you drop your drawers I'll find out!" She stood there stunned for ages, and I thought that I had really done it now, when she burst out laughing. When she could finally speak again, she said that she had never heard any comeback line for that saying that was anywhere near as good as mine.
So you see, laughter is good--even in the worst of circumstances!
2007-09-15 14:16:02 · answer #1 · answered by Susie Q 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He he ! very good girl :o)
And did you know that a shin is in fact a device to find a door jam in the dark ?
From the repair shop: Sorry miss but I couldn't fix your brakes so I made the horn louder !
2007-09-15 09:35:33 · answer #2 · answered by Trucky 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol PeeMee! have a star for your contribution to add laughter to the senior section!
If a buttercup is yellow what colour is a hiccup?
Burple!
2007-09-15 10:03:30 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
You can tell you are getting older when the fortune teller offers to read your face!
2007-09-15 09:44:11 · answer #4 · answered by RB 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I started the day laughing and it is almost midnight and now I'm at it again . My hubby keeps calling down asking what the heck are you laughing at now! thanks again.
2007-09-15 16:46:37 · answer #5 · answered by Donna 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute and great so you go girl
2007-09-15 10:02:22 · answer #6 · answered by Gypsy Gal 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea
pretty good
2007-09-15 10:18:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great, given you a star. Thanks for cheering me up.
2007-09-15 09:34:58 · answer #8 · answered by firebobby 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋