Senior Citizens

Did not hit the block button, hope you didn't? :)

2007-11-23 09:49:37 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

Six of us stayed friends when we left school,
one who we will call ( (T ) ) got into bad company. Married and divorced, and hit the drink hard, broke her mothers heart umteen times. The five of us often gave her money, a bed for the night and took her to the hospital after one of her debauched new friends beat her up. Now that has all changed, because after years of abusing her
body, she has become a Christain. And don't we know it, she talks down to us for going to the bingo. How can an ex alcoholic
talk like this, do you think she has been brainwashed, she has even become nasty,
surely that is not being a Christain.?

2007-11-23 09:43:45 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

We have to vote, or we get a $100 fine.

2007-11-23 09:36:42 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

Australlia goes to the polls today, to vote for a new Government, or keep the other. Depending who you are going to vote for. It's Saturday.With what went on in our house, due to a certain young man having too much to drink, I am exhausted!

2007-11-23 09:35:15 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

It's my all time favorite Christmas movie. It's on TBS, so check your local listing for time.

2007-11-23 09:26:13 · 13 answers · asked by Shortstuff13 7

On top of spaghetti, all covered in cheese I lost my poor meatball, when somebody sneezed. It rolled off the tabe and onto the floor and then my poor meatball, did rol out the door.
Have you seen it? It's out there, lonly and frightened. HELP!

2007-11-23 08:25:03 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

An Englishman's wife steps up to the first tee and, as she bends over to
place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack
of underwear.
"Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband
demands.
"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any," she
replies.
The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake
of decency, here's £50. Go and buy yourself some underwear."

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her
skirt also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies.
"Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?"
She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me."
He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's £20.
Go and buy yourself some underwear!"

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt
over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.
"Sweet mudder of God, Maggie! Where the hell are yer drawers?"
She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd
any."

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says "Well, fer the love 'o God,
'n the sake of decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit."

2007-11-23 07:15:26 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

They are apparently 'family friendly' so do you like playing on them?

2007-11-23 06:29:24 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

that may surprise people? Such as bungee jump, race cars etc...lol.

2007-11-23 06:21:28 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous

My daughter has an account with Wachovia Bank. She called the bank's customer service the other day and her account was assessed $2 for the call.

They charge $2 to provide customer SERVICE ??

2007-11-23 05:48:53 · 27 answers · asked by felines 5

I realize many stylish people who dress for the corporate world feel the need to be dressed in the lastest fashion but that is not my personal lifestyle.
I remember as a child as necessity we had to get new winter coats. Of course we passed down the too small ones or gave them away.
The climate where I live is too mild to need a heavy coat. We wear ours for years.
It never occurs to me my coat might be dated until I see someone in a really attractive coat.

2007-11-23 05:29:51 · 38 answers · asked by Southern Comfort 6

There's a full moon this weekend, but I think it got a head starting judging from what I can see!

2007-11-23 05:14:59 · 41 answers · asked by Gladys 6

2007-11-23 04:50:12 · 10 answers · asked by slk29406 6

Check it out, it doesn't cover all meds, but many that us seniors use

2007-11-23 04:48:16 · 16 answers · asked by slk29406 6

Some of you are having difficulties obtaining medications due to the high cost associated with them. There are some programs available to assist you, I believe th maximum income is $42,000 per year for some. Montel Williams program is $15.00 per month for free meds, however there are others that are virtually FREE. With the free ones, you will have to choose your medications prescribed from your doctor from a formulary, print out the form, take it to your doctor have him fill it out, sent it to the pharmaceutical company. They in turn, will send the meds to your doctors office for you to pick up. Normally, they send 3 months supply. You will have to provide proof of income to them.

Montels program is www.freemedicinerevolution.com
Free ones www.PPARX.com

I hope this will benefit someone who needs it.

2007-11-23 04:35:12 · 11 answers · asked by slk29406 6

This call sounded like a boiler-room operation. Was I correct in saying "No Thanks"?

2007-11-23 04:28:23 · 36 answers · asked by mydearsie 7

So give me your answer to Why The Chicken crossed the road? There's no correct answer I am looking for the best one to give the 10 points to. So Go for it.

2007-11-23 04:25:59 · 32 answers · asked by Roxy. 6

It is for annoying, irritating, obnoxious, phobic, neurotic, mean, negative people. All you have to have are 10 signatures and the person you nominate is guaranteed a place. Who are you sending? and why?

2007-11-23 04:04:57 · 24 answers · asked by Southern Comfort 6

during Christmas.

2007-11-23 03:48:09 · 22 answers · asked by EM 6

2007-11-23 02:58:14 · 46 answers · asked by EM 6

How did they turn out? I tried a new jello salad-this is my new favorite. A roll recipe that my family agreed was better than any they had ever had from a restaurant or bakery and a yam recipe that was a flop. How about you-

2007-11-23 02:13:20 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

I know she is in her sixties, but I have repeatedly shown her how to use it, she don't wanna know. She is a total techno - phobe. How can I help her get into the digital age...I feel she would benefit, write me emails, text me, and so on. Does anyone have this issue, or are you an older person who struggles with digital things? I also bought her a dvd player which she finds really hard to use - so she does'nt. I have written her a guide how to use them...she forgets where she puts them. What will happen when the digital switch over happens? Will I have to buy her a new all in one tv? Any sensible advice would be great thank you!

2007-11-23 01:03:07 · 19 answers · asked by jonoxk 3

2007-11-23 00:30:05 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous

Mine is when I climb back down the ladder of the hay loft only to discover that (eeewwww!) I had poop on by boots on the way up!!!

2007-11-23 00:26:05 · 27 answers · asked by judy b 4

You know, the big shopping day after Thanksgiving with so many stores opening as early at 4AM? Not me. I learned years ago to stay away from the stores after Thanksgiving. It's nuts, and brings out the worst in people. How about you?

2007-11-23 00:23:24 · 37 answers · asked by Lady G 6

2007-11-23 00:03:08 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half
>an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his
>drink and gulps it down in one swig.
>
>The poor little guy starts crying.
>
>'Come on man. I was just giving you a hard time,' the biker says. 'I didn't
>think you'd CRY.' 'I can't stand to see a man crying.'
>
>'This is the worst day of my life,' says the little guy between sobs. 'I
>can't do anything right.' 'I overslept and was late to an important
>meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my
>car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab
>I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me.
>So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my
>life, and then you show up and drink the poison.'

2007-11-22 23:55:57 · 26 answers · asked by Southern Comfort 6

Comments please, as I hit a very hard patch in my life. I Salute this women, for saying some things for me.

POST BY JAMIE LEE CURTIS. (Details below)
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Thanksgiving was supposedly started as a feast and joyous celebration of making it through another year, of acknowledging the toil and strife and the people that helped us along the way. Lincoln (a personal favorite) made it an official holiday and although it originally was August 6, it now falls in November and this year on my birthday. I am grateful to be born. Life is precious. I am the mother of two adopted children so birth and and the giving of life is monumental in my home despite it's political toolmaking.

I am grateful to my mother for laboring on my behalf despite her secret desire to get back into her size 17-inch waist that I stretched out.

I am grateful to her and my father and my step-father's patience and guidance and complete disregard.

2007-11-22 23:32:52 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

for me
0 - 10yrs., learning
10 - 20, exploring
20 - 30, rebellious
30 - 40, responsible
40 - 50, maturing
50+, happy
thank you, cheers sammi

2007-11-22 21:12:00 · 23 answers · asked by ⓑⓐⓨⓢⓐ ™ 6

MacTealc Towers enjoyed a wonderful hooley and celebrated with dear friends as MacTealc at last cleared my name and made me his Lady!

OF COURSE ITS FOR REAL!

Lady Eydontnose/Heathernhoney was born and raised in this place - no one quite knows from whence the Warrior MacTealc strode but his stories are many from lands near and far.

In this place - despite attacks from sad souls and arrows shot at our hearts ...... and maybe because of those bad folk - our resolve to weld intangible friendship into indestructable bonds was made good.

In this place Mac and I are together forever. And this is the place we exist as the folk that you know.

In another time and another place there are two other people - living lives so different and so far apart that it would take magic to enable a union.

And magic does not exist - does it?

So - to answer my own question - please forgive me Mr. Ed - yes - its for real ........ just as the house of Seniors on Yahoo is for real.

2007-11-22 20:20:20 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous